couple of cans short of a six pack ,ect

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Country Misfit

I tell you... I get no respect!
Joined
Feb 8, 2013
Messages
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Location
Augusta Ga
Whats your favorite way to describe somebody that aint to smart. Like , Their lite dont burn to bright. Their elevator dont go to the top floor.
 
Butter done slipped off of his biscuit.
They got one wheel in the grass spinning like crazy.
About as smart as a screen door on a submarine.
:D
 
One straw short of a bale....

two fries short of a happy meal.....
when they were handing out heads he thought they said beds and asked for soft one........
One brick short of a load
lights are on and nobody's home
dumber than a box of rocks
If brains were dynamite, they wouldn't have enought to blow their nose...

should I go on???
 
not the brightest bulb on the tree, doesn't have both oars in the water , dumber than dirt, if brains were dynamite wouldn't have enough to blow his nose , callin him stupid would be an insult to stupid people,
 
Compliments....

Dumber than a coal bucket with no handle.....!
She is a 25 watt.
Her IQ and shoe size are the same number.
The boy is as dense as a rock.

Then us southern gentlemen always follow with ...."bless their heart".;)

Lynn
 
Nuttier than a squirrel turd
slower than molasses
worthless as teats on a boar
his cheese done slipped off his cracker
a few cents short of a buck
 

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