Happy life

Bonehead said:

FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW TO A HAPPY LIFE:

1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.

2. It's important to have a woman, who can make you laugh.

3. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.

4. It's important to have a woman, who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.

5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other.

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Tripper said:

Bonehead,
#5 is VERY important!!! Did u see where a guy is suing his florist because he sent his wife flowers that were supposed to go to his girlfriend... whoops!!!

BoB

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(Actually it was the reciept after the wife got a "Thank You" card from the florist and asked for it!) And the worst thing is he might win!! Law's a joke these days. Don't they have more important stuff to do? oh wait, guess not.

If I were THAT stupid,....anyways. Big deal I thought after reading it. They're GETTING DIVORCED anyways!!!

Luckily I don't have to worry about that stuff. My wife has one rule and that is:

"Just you remember where to come home at night!"