A sad tale

a couple of years ago, one night, I was about to propose to my girlfriend when my roommate Joseph barged into the room drunk af out of nowhere, tripped and fell over, breaking a glass table with his face. Totally ruined the mood. I really didn't know Joseph THAT well, don't even remember where he was from, but lets just say I put my plans on hold to help him through his injuries.

Joseph had gotten a big glass shard in his eye, making him completely blind in that eye. He was walking around with one of those cotton pads on his eye for a couple of months. Then suddenly, he disappeared, along with my girlfriend

Apparently they'd bonded during the time after his injuries, and eloped together. They left me behind without as much as a note. I tried to track them down, but never could.

In conclusion, if it hadn't been for cotton eye Joe, I'd have been married a long time ago. Where did you come from, where did you go? Where did you come from, cotton eye Joe?

I wept, I laughed, I cried a little bit more!!!!

that's one of the best short stories of the universe.

get your ass to Hollywood, and get the movie made. NOW!!!!

They probably moved down here to Tejas where he's a local legend! [S

BoB

Thanks for clearing that up for me billy, every time I hear that song I wonder what the real story was.

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