Yours might be a rat rod................................

if you have ever been hypmotized by the spinning of your own drive shaft.
yours might be a rat rod.

If even hitchikers refuse a ride from you....................you might be a rat rodder.


Don

If you have ever been trapped in a parking lot by speed bumps........

If the local salvage yard calls YOU looking for parts....................

If a gang of juvenile delinquents vandalizes your car, and you LIKE the MODIFICATIONS they have made to it.................


Don

If the only spare tire you have , keeps getting in the way of the lower portion of your steering wheel....................

Somebody should compile these into a book.


Don

If you scrape supper off the road on your way home...........no wait......you might just be from Tenn........


Tracy

If your insurance deductible is more than the value of your car.......
Yours might be a rat rod

Bonehead said:

If your insurance deductible is more than the value of your car.......
Yours might be a rat rod

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If your insurance is with Geico and they think you are the caveman from the commercials............
or you may just be Maximo...............

If your tail light bezels have a Starkist label around them...

If you used last years license plates for interior sun visors...

If your gas cap is a shop rag...

If you've eaten at Taco Bell and pass gas and nobody notices...

If your cars gas tank is only 5 gals and has a carry handle...

If your car starts with an explosion...

If you get slapped in the face by the cat you just hit...

If the neighbors dog make a wide circle around your car to whizz on someone elses...

Yours is DEFINITLY a rat rod.

joehalford01 said:

if you have to wear safety goggles, ear plugs, and a respirator to drive your car

yours might be a ratrod

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I have too do that just standing with in 10ft of mine.

You guys are crackin' me up so much I can't even think of a reply. And that don't happen often.

I can't wait for the first new guy to come on here and ask if his is a rat or not. At least we will know how to answer.

When you slam the door and paint chips and rust dust fall on the ground, yours might be a rat rod!

Jeff

If people ask when your going too finish it....You might have a rat rod.

when you slam the door and it falls off.....

you might have a rat rod

If people keep asking you " how bad was the OTHER car in the accident?"........


Don

If the cop who stops you is laughing so hard he can't write the ticket..........

Don

If the owner of your local junk yard files a missing person report cuz you went to a another yard 3 states away and where gone all weekend and you didn'it tell him cuz you did not want to hurt his feelings.