solidnoise
Well-known member
just read and responded to the might be a ratty thread.
remembered about this and wanted to share:
From:
http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendId=26421329&blogId=43461644
1. Do you think gasoline would make a great colonge or perfume?
2. Have you paintd more than five objects you own Flat Black?
3. If you had a cool mill would you spend it things like Tools, Garages, PBR, Bail Bonds, & a good lawyer who can erase speed tickets!
4. Do you smell like sweat & grease?
5. Is yer favorite Smell Gasoline?
6. Is a good diner Cup ONoodle or Mac & Cheese?
7. Itstead of showerin do you just spray colonge all over, & comb the dirt outta yer hair?
8. Has it been two weeks since youve done laundry?
9. Have you bought new undies/ panties so you wouldnt have to do laundry?
10. Do you consider Hotrod mags religious material?
11. Do you own a dirty pair of chuck Ts?
12. Do you really give a **** about what ole car you rumble round in as long as its loud, cool, & coverd in Primer?
13. Have you drank more cheap cold beer than water this week?
14. Do you loathe squares, prudes, & lame snobs?
15. Do you own a copy of cry baby or watchd it more than twice so far this year?
16. Do you have perma-dirty hands?
18. Have you used more than 10 foul words in the last five minutes?
19. Are you constenly lookin fer yer tools?
20. Do you break tools cuz ya cant afford real ones?
21. Have you broke more than 10 traffic laws in the last 2days?
22. Does the sound a V8 turn you on?
23. Do you break yer neck & almost cause wrecks lookin off to the side in the passing bushes for ole cars?
24. Have you trompd thru mud & woods lookin for ole ride?
25 Would you come just shy of stabbin somebody for a new set of wide white wall tires?
27. Gals does a dirty man turn yer crank?
28. Do you have an Antenna instead of cable Tv.
29. Do you daydream bout build rods & sickles?
30. Have you ever Flame Jobd anything in yer home or apt.?
31. Do think causin trouble is humorous?
32. Do you laugh & taughnt people when there mad or serious?
33. Is Miller High Life cool if the corner store Runs out of PBR?
34. Do you drive at least 20 over the speed limit all the time?
35. Have you had to ride the bus cuz yer ole car broke & ya wait for yer next payday?
36. Is there nothin like good ole fashion RockNRoll?
37. If there is a HELL is there a hotrod waitin for ya?
38. Is yer standard greating a big ole middle finger?
39. Does yer dirtness just amaze you sometimes?
40. Have ya yakd in front of a cop?
41. Has yer smart ass mouth got you arrestd?
42. You like things that go BOOM!
43. Most of the time would just rather be in the garage?
44. when ya go six feet under ya wanna be buried in a ole car with a devilish smirk on yer face?
45. Does seeing ricers on your piece of highway make you wanna kill?
46. Is skipping a meal for a full tank of gas a fair trade for you?
47. Do you have enough auto parts in your yard to start your own garage?
48. You love the 50's but if you live back then it would of been no fun cuz you'd probably would have been in jail the whole damn time!
49. You know what Rat Fink is?
50. You know Von Dutch is not a clothing company!
51. You've mess'd up yer ole' rod kuz you had one to many PBR's!
52. Everytime someone says "Hey Elvis!" you really wish you could stab them in the throaght...eight times!
53. Demo's, Drags, & Figure 8's rock!
54. You watch monster garage or junkyard wars instead of bangin' yer gal or mang!
55. You have a serve lead foot & can smell the fuzz five blocks away!
56. You wish you could afford Luck Strikes!
57. Streetrodders mock you!
58. You wish you new everything bout mechanics, cuz that would rock!
59. Cold garages suck...but at least Im workin on an ole car!
60. You would flick a lit smoke in a lamo's face!
61. Sticks are cool...but you perfer an automatic!
62. You luv fishnest & heels or luv takin' them off...or both!
63. You know the year & make of ole' rides four blocks away!
64. You like CHRISTINE when her windows are tinted & she is killing ****ters!!!
65. You were yer Tshirts fer a couple days then flip them sideout to get a couple more days use!
66. You carry a switchblade.
67. You wear a offensive belt buckle!
68. Cookies & Brody's are fun...especailly when yer drunk!
69. You are pretty damn good at syphoning gas!
70. You think hippies suck...
71. Doin brodies does suffice for Mowin the lawn!
72. You hide brass knuckles in the cuffs of yer jeans!
73. Greazy Pillows yeah!
74. Raisin' hell should be a national pass time right!
75. Yer hellbound & happy or just hellbound!
-edited some. tried to keep it more polite. (don't mind spelling errors, not written by me)
remembered about this and wanted to share:
From:
http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendId=26421329&blogId=43461644
1. Do you think gasoline would make a great colonge or perfume?
2. Have you paintd more than five objects you own Flat Black?
3. If you had a cool mill would you spend it things like Tools, Garages, PBR, Bail Bonds, & a good lawyer who can erase speed tickets!
4. Do you smell like sweat & grease?
5. Is yer favorite Smell Gasoline?
6. Is a good diner Cup ONoodle or Mac & Cheese?
7. Itstead of showerin do you just spray colonge all over, & comb the dirt outta yer hair?
8. Has it been two weeks since youve done laundry?
9. Have you bought new undies/ panties so you wouldnt have to do laundry?
10. Do you consider Hotrod mags religious material?
11. Do you own a dirty pair of chuck Ts?
12. Do you really give a **** about what ole car you rumble round in as long as its loud, cool, & coverd in Primer?
13. Have you drank more cheap cold beer than water this week?
14. Do you loathe squares, prudes, & lame snobs?
15. Do you own a copy of cry baby or watchd it more than twice so far this year?
16. Do you have perma-dirty hands?
18. Have you used more than 10 foul words in the last five minutes?
19. Are you constenly lookin fer yer tools?
20. Do you break tools cuz ya cant afford real ones?
21. Have you broke more than 10 traffic laws in the last 2days?
22. Does the sound a V8 turn you on?
23. Do you break yer neck & almost cause wrecks lookin off to the side in the passing bushes for ole cars?
24. Have you trompd thru mud & woods lookin for ole ride?
25 Would you come just shy of stabbin somebody for a new set of wide white wall tires?
27. Gals does a dirty man turn yer crank?
28. Do you have an Antenna instead of cable Tv.
29. Do you daydream bout build rods & sickles?
30. Have you ever Flame Jobd anything in yer home or apt.?
31. Do think causin trouble is humorous?
32. Do you laugh & taughnt people when there mad or serious?
33. Is Miller High Life cool if the corner store Runs out of PBR?
34. Do you drive at least 20 over the speed limit all the time?
35. Have you had to ride the bus cuz yer ole car broke & ya wait for yer next payday?
36. Is there nothin like good ole fashion RockNRoll?
37. If there is a HELL is there a hotrod waitin for ya?
38. Is yer standard greating a big ole middle finger?
39. Does yer dirtness just amaze you sometimes?
40. Have ya yakd in front of a cop?
41. Has yer smart ass mouth got you arrestd?
42. You like things that go BOOM!
43. Most of the time would just rather be in the garage?
44. when ya go six feet under ya wanna be buried in a ole car with a devilish smirk on yer face?
45. Does seeing ricers on your piece of highway make you wanna kill?
46. Is skipping a meal for a full tank of gas a fair trade for you?
47. Do you have enough auto parts in your yard to start your own garage?
48. You love the 50's but if you live back then it would of been no fun cuz you'd probably would have been in jail the whole damn time!
49. You know what Rat Fink is?
50. You know Von Dutch is not a clothing company!
51. You've mess'd up yer ole' rod kuz you had one to many PBR's!
52. Everytime someone says "Hey Elvis!" you really wish you could stab them in the throaght...eight times!
53. Demo's, Drags, & Figure 8's rock!
54. You watch monster garage or junkyard wars instead of bangin' yer gal or mang!
55. You have a serve lead foot & can smell the fuzz five blocks away!
56. You wish you could afford Luck Strikes!
57. Streetrodders mock you!
58. You wish you new everything bout mechanics, cuz that would rock!
59. Cold garages suck...but at least Im workin on an ole car!
60. You would flick a lit smoke in a lamo's face!
61. Sticks are cool...but you perfer an automatic!
62. You luv fishnest & heels or luv takin' them off...or both!
63. You know the year & make of ole' rides four blocks away!
64. You like CHRISTINE when her windows are tinted & she is killing ****ters!!!
65. You were yer Tshirts fer a couple days then flip them sideout to get a couple more days use!
66. You carry a switchblade.
67. You wear a offensive belt buckle!
68. Cookies & Brody's are fun...especailly when yer drunk!
69. You are pretty damn good at syphoning gas!
70. You think hippies suck...
71. Doin brodies does suffice for Mowin the lawn!
72. You hide brass knuckles in the cuffs of yer jeans!
73. Greazy Pillows yeah!
74. Raisin' hell should be a national pass time right!
75. Yer hellbound & happy or just hellbound!
-edited some. tried to keep it more polite. (don't mind spelling errors, not written by me)
