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Tripper

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Scenario: Jack goes quail hunting before school, pulls into school parking lot with shotgun in gun rack.
1958 - Vice Principal comes over, looks at Jack's shotgun, goes to his car and gets his shotgun to show Jack
2008 - School goes into lock down, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for traumatized students and teachers.

Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fist fight after school.
1958 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up buddies.
2008 - Police called, SWAT team arrives, arrests Johnny and Mark. Charge them with assault, both expelled even though Johnny started it.

Scenario: Jeffrey won't be still in class, disrupts other students.
1958 - Jeffrey sent to office and given a good paddling by the Principal. Returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again.
2008 - Jeffrey given huge doses of Ritalin. Becomes a zombie. Tested for ADD. School gets extra money from state because Jeffrey has a disability.

Scenario: Billy breaks a window in his neighbor's car and his Dad gives him a whipping with his belt.
1958 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college, and becomes a successful businessman.
2008 - Billy's dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy removed to foster care and joins a gang. State psychologist tells Billy's sister tha t she remembers being abused herself and their dad goes to prison. Billy's mom has affair with psychologist.

Scenario: Mark gets a headache and takes some aspirin to school.
1958 - Mark shares aspirin with Principal out on the smoking dock.
2008 - Police called, Mark expelled from school for drug violations. Car searched for drugs and weapons.

Scenario: Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers from 4th of July, puts them in a model airplane paint bottle, blows up a red ant bed.
1958 - Ants die.
2008 - BATF, Homeland Security, FBI called. Johnny charged with domestic terrorism, FBI investigates parents, siblings removed from home, computers confiscated, Johnny's Dad goes on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly again.

Scenario: Johnny falls while running during recess and scrapes his knee. He is found crying by his teacher, Mary. Mary hugs him to comfort him.
1958 - In a short time, Johnny feels better and goes on playing.
2008 - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces 3 years in State Prison. Johnny undergoes 5 years of therapy.
 
Scenario: A man and his wife buy a new Chevy!
1958 - Chevy Impala aprox - $2,900
2008 - Chevy Impala aprox - $29,000

Scenario: A man and his wife fill up their gas tank.
1958 - .19 a gallon
2008 - $4 a gallon

Scenario: Crooks and liars in political office.
1958 - check
2008 - check

Well, some things never change!

Beercan
 
I got one for ya...one day when my son was in 2nd grade ....before school he was having breakfast and finished his food and drank his milk....while he was waiting for his sister to finish he sucked his cup onto his mouth and was holding it there with no hands....NO BIG DEAL RIGHT?
well he goes to school and me and my wife go to work...an hour later my wife gets a call from school asking where my son got the bruise around his mouth ....when my son was asked he could not explain it so they asked my wife to come and get my son and take him out of school...so my wife did

I get home later and hear about the story and....KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK on the door...... i open the door and there stands 2 police men and a CHILD PROTECTION SERVICES LADY saying they got a report of child abuse from a school nurse

i was floored couldnt believe it......i told the story about the cup and showed them the cup and placed it on his mouth and the marks matched up perfectly....the cops were convinced and said have a nice day and left.....the cps worker made us fill out about 5 pages of stuff telling what happened.........i was so ****ed but there was nothing i could do
 

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