One evening on patrol, I saw a Toyota 4X4 driving with out headlights. Further down the street, I saw the traffic car (who has to write tickets) parked on the opposite side of the street. I figured the traffic guy needed to write the cite, so to mess with him, I made a U-turn and stopped this guy. Due to the fact that often times, drunks will forget to turn their lights, I interviewed him;
Me: So,,,,,how much have we had to drink this evening? (big smile)
Him: (hanging head in shame) Two beers.
Me: You know, you didn't turn your headlights on.
Just then, I hear the sound of screeching tires and see the traffic car sliding to a stop.
The traffic guy pushes me out of the way and yells at the driver;
Traffic guy: He's going to give you a ticket for no headlights. I'm going to give you a ticket for unauthorized hand signal. I SAW YOU FLIP ME OFF!!!!!!
Me: Are you kidding?
Traffic guy: Didn't you see it? He flipped me off as he past!
Me: He's HBD! (had been drinking)
Traffic guy: WHAT! (looking to heaven) Thank you God!!!! Get out of the truck, you're under arrest!
The driver blew .10
