earthman
Fascinated by rolling objects!
In honor of Gassergarage's retirement
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Ok, lets see....................
Down in the city of Torrance, C A
there is a cop who shoulda been a D A,
He's mean and he's tough
but don't let him bluff
He's a street racer in disguise
but also so very, very wise,
Because his Watch Captain never ever knew
about the secret life of this policeman in blue.
By day he would be law abiding and proper
but nights would find this long time copper
out in his gasser burning up the street
every challenger who tried him he would defeat.
They came from far, they came from near
but every one of them left shaking in fear.
Yes, he is the drag racing cop, who is like no other
it's a good thing he never worked undercover.
But alas all good things must come to an end
and GassersGarage has had to finally send
his resignation because it is time to retire
but I bet that still won't extinquish the fire
That he has so deep in his soul
when that Bad Chevy starts to roll.
He smiles and he grins, and thinks it's so funny
when he blows off their doors, and takes all their money.
Enjoy your retirement, but don't you dare wail
when you call us for help, and we don't have your bail!!!!!!!
Happy retirement GG!!!!!!!! And thank you for your service.
Don
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Ok, lets see....................
Down in the city of Torrance, C A
there is a cop who shoulda been a D A,
He's mean and he's tough
but don't let him bluff
He's a street racer in disguise
but also so very, very wise,
Because his Watch Captain never ever knew
about the secret life of this policeman in blue.
By day he would be law abiding and proper
but nights would find this long time copper
out in his gasser burning up the street
every challenger who tried him he would defeat.
They came from far, they came from near
but every one of them left shaking in fear.
Yes, he is the drag racing cop, who is like no other
it's a good thing he never worked undercover.
But alas all good things must come to an end
and GassersGarage has had to finally send
his resignation because it is time to retire
but I bet that still won't extinquish the fire
That he has so deep in his soul
when that Bad Chevy starts to roll.
He smiles and he grins, and thinks it's so funny
when he blows off their doors, and takes all their money.
Enjoy your retirement, but don't you dare wail
when you call us for help, and we don't have your bail!!!!!!!
Happy retirement GG!!!!!!!! And thank you for your service.
Don
