How to cook $1.25 pizza

[billy]

HOW TO COOK $1.25 PIZZA
preheat over to 450f
remove plastic from totinos party pizza
go through refrigerator and add extra cheese (smoked gouda works well)
duck sausage
artichoke hearts
and any other high-end ingredients you can find
cook for 15 minutes
enjoy your buck twenty five pizza with fifteen dollars worth of weird crap you bought while shopping hungry on top

 

[kenny c]

Makes sense to me.

 

[Old Iron]

That's how my wife always does it.

 

[05snopro440]

$1.25 Pizza??? Up here the bare crust costs more than that!!!

 

[Willowbilly3]

Or "How to spend $15 making a $1.25 cardboard pizza fit to eat" or "How to ruin $15 worth of good food"