billy
Motor mouth ratchet jaw!
Peter Sellers once received a letter from a fan requesting a “singed [sic] photograph of yourself.” Sellers obliged, delicately burning the edges of a B&W 8x10 with a cigarette, before sending the portrait off. A week or so later, the fan wrote back asking Sellers if he would be so kind to send another photograph, as the last one was “signed” all around the edges.