earthman
Fascinated by rolling objects!
woman: get stops by speed cop.
woman: is there a problem officer?
officer: ma'am you were speeding.
woman: oh, i see.
officer: can i see your license please ?
woman: i'd give it to you but i don't have one.
officer: don't have one ?
woman: lost it four times for drunk driving.
officer: i see... can i see your vehicle registration papers please.
woman: i can't do that.
officer: why not.
woman: i stole the car.
officer: stole it ?
woman: yes and i killed and hacked up the owner.
officer: you what ?
woman: his body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see.
the officer looks at the woman, slowly backs away to his car, and calls for backup. within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.
officer 2 : ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle.
the woman steps out of vehicle.
officer 2: one of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.
woman: murdered the owner ?
officer 2 : yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please.
the woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.
officer 2 : is this your car ma'am ?
woman: yes, here are the registration papers.
officer 2 : one of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license.
the woman digs into her bag and hands him her license, the officer examines the license. he looks quite puzzled.
officer 2 : thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have a license, that you stole the car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner.
woman:bet the lying ******* told you i was speeding as well.
woman: is there a problem officer?
officer: ma'am you were speeding.
woman: oh, i see.
officer: can i see your license please ?
woman: i'd give it to you but i don't have one.
officer: don't have one ?
woman: lost it four times for drunk driving.
officer: i see... can i see your vehicle registration papers please.
woman: i can't do that.
officer: why not.
woman: i stole the car.
officer: stole it ?
woman: yes and i killed and hacked up the owner.
officer: you what ?
woman: his body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see.
the officer looks at the woman, slowly backs away to his car, and calls for backup. within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.
officer 2 : ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle.
the woman steps out of vehicle.
officer 2: one of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.
woman: murdered the owner ?
officer 2 : yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please.
the woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.
officer 2 : is this your car ma'am ?
woman: yes, here are the registration papers.
officer 2 : one of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license.
the woman digs into her bag and hands him her license, the officer examines the license. he looks quite puzzled.
officer 2 : thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have a license, that you stole the car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner.
woman:bet the lying ******* told you i was speeding as well.
