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Canadian Rust Bucket
An elderly couple had just learned how to text messages on their cell phones. The wife was a romantic type, while the husband was more of a no-nonsense guy.
One afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend for coffee. She decided to send her husband a romantic text message and she wrote.....
If your sleeping send me your dreams,
If you are laughing send me your smile,
If you are eating send me a bite,
If you are drinking send me a sip,
If you are crying send me your tears,
I love you.
The husband text back to her........
"I'm on the toilet. Please advise."
One afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend for coffee. She decided to send her husband a romantic text message and she wrote.....
If your sleeping send me your dreams,
If you are laughing send me your smile,
If you are eating send me a bite,
If you are drinking send me a sip,
If you are crying send me your tears,
I love you.
The husband text back to her........
"I'm on the toilet. Please advise."
