Ok... I've gone from horsepower to cowpower!

[Tripper]

OMG... cows are such hogs! I went to the feed store yesterday to get some groceries for our moo moos & decided to take a lil nappy nap B4 I put the feed up. I woke up to find the girls had already helped themselves & eaten half a bag of sweet feed & half a bag of rye grass seed I was gonna spread B4 it rained this weekend. Those lil hogs!!!

BoB

 

[26Troadster]

dad had a ol cow that thought it could push the truck around to get to the range cubes, she would stick her head under the back bumper (1 ton chevy) and pick it up enough to move the truck.

 

[Got Rust?]

Lets not even start with that "grass is greener on the other side thing.
I'v got horses and when a 1200 pound animal gets his chin over a fence then leans with all his weight it's a lot of rebuilding time.

 

[sneakysnake]

When I was a kid we hadnt built the barn yet and kept the feed in the
"play room" in the house.Well the shetland pony opened the sliding glass door and let numerous cows and about a half dozen pigs eat the feed and walk through the entire house,it wasnt pretty.

 

[Sam_Fear]

When I was a kid we hadnt built the barn yet and kept the feed in the
"play room" in the house.Well the shetland pony opened the sliding glass door and let numerous cows and about a half dozen pigs eat the feed and walk through the entire house,it wasnt pretty.

Thanks! I needed a laugh today! [cl

 

[CR55]

When I was a kid we hadnt built the barn yet and kept the feed in the
"play room" in the house.Well the shetland pony opened the sliding glass door and let numerous cows and about a half dozen pigs eat the feed and walk through the entire house,it wasnt pretty.

Now that's funny! Probably wasn't funny at the time though!

 

[Tripper]

Now that's funny! Probably wasn't funny at the time though!

The bad part was... I parked the Ranchero next to Mrs Tripper's car & those rowdy lil hogs put a pretty big dent in her driver's side door. She seemed to take it pretty well but that part of the property is now off limits to moos! Just as well since I was gettin' a lil tired of steppin' in moo pies in the dark!

BoB

 

[I-R-POPS]

What we won't put up with for a good steak on the grill.

 

[donsrods]

That was a really COW ARDLY act on their part !! If I were you I would MOO VE. You should really have a beef with them over this one.
Don

 

[echnidna]

The bad part was... I parked the Ranchero next to Mrs Tripper's car & those rowdy lil hogs put a pretty big dent in her driver's side door. She seemed to take it pretty well but that part of the property is now off limits to moos! Just as well since I was gettin' a lil tired of steppin' in moo pies in the dark!

BoB

walking barefoot through cow pies is a good way to warm up your toes on a frosty morning

 

[earthman]

I think you are going to have to be more assertive with your animals Trip. We have already seen how the hens walk all over you.