Pink Slips anyone???

[pistolpete]

Somebody had posted this on a local forum, thought it was funny enough that I needed to share...

http://ontario.kijiji.ca/c-buy-and-...SCHOOL-YAH-PINK-SLIPS-ONLY-W0QQAdIdZ277847299

Direct from the ad:
"I drive a Custom Widebody JDM Honda Odessey.
Custom exhaust, lowered, sik wheels, turbo, Nos, lambo doors, and bangin stereo. At least 725whp (I run even with any Lambos).

If you think you can take me and my sick whip, we be running on the 407 Only, no cops. Or on my street, you pick.

Lemme kno, call or text only, will not deny any request- even if you got a Veyron, ill school all n00bs and ricerz fo lyfe!"

Now for those that don't know Ontario has a nice street racing law... 50km over the speed limit (30 mph), is a min $2000 or $10,000 max fine and 7 day vehicle impoundment and road side suspension. No matter if you are racing or not, the 50 over is the ruling factor.

 

[EnglishBob]

Stop picking on the poor kid.
When he's old enough to drive his Mommy will let him use her Prius.

 

[dmw56]

I doubt if that picture was taken in Canada.

 

[Charley Davidson]

Thells sumting wong wit dat pictuw[S

 

[The Rattler]

"I drive a Custom Widebody JDM Honda Odessey.
Custom exhaust, lowered, sik wheels, turbo, Nos, lambo doors, and bangin stereo. At least 725whp (I run even with any Lambos).

Didn't know you had a big crack problem up there, 725whp!

Rattler

 

[Charley Davidson]

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[cycledog]

With a "Bangin Stereo" I wouldn't want to go up against that street beast.

 

[kelseydum]

That's rediculous...

On Bam Margera's show (*******) Ryan Dunn bet he could beat Bam's Lambo with Ryan's 80's Limo. He had the Lambo beat about 3/4 of the way then blew the motor. It was funny to see Bam's face when he realized Ryan was passing him... oh and Ryan had a 350+ lb man in the back seat.LOL

The show is kinda stupid but you can tell Ryan is a gearhead. If I can find a link I'll post it.

 

[kelseydum]

Here's the link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FL6A1NS3W1M

 

[Tripper]

Ummmm... lil too much NOS... rut row!!!

BoB

 

[gassersgarage]

When I was heavy into street racing on Van Nuys Blvd, it was a slow night, so I challenged a Lambroginni to a drag race. I gave him 16 car lengths and smoked him. Those gated shifters are a bear to drag race.