Charley Davidson
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A truck driver named Turner is stuck in a traffic jam going into downtown Chicago . Nothing is moving north or south.
Suddenly a man knocks on his window.
Turner rolls down his window and asks, "What happened, what's the hold up?"
Breathlessly, the man blurts out, “Terrorists have kidnapped Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, Oprah Winfrey, Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, Rosie O'Donnell, Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton.
"They are asking for a $10 Million ransom. Otherwise, they have threatened to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, taking up a collection.”
Shutting off his truck and reaching for the door handle, Turner asks, “On average, how much is each person giving?”
Finally a little more composed and able to catch his breath, the man says,
“About a gallon”
Suddenly a man knocks on his window.
Turner rolls down his window and asks, "What happened, what's the hold up?"
Breathlessly, the man blurts out, “Terrorists have kidnapped Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, Oprah Winfrey, Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, Rosie O'Donnell, Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton.
"They are asking for a $10 Million ransom. Otherwise, they have threatened to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, taking up a collection.”
Shutting off his truck and reaching for the door handle, Turner asks, “On average, how much is each person giving?”
Finally a little more composed and able to catch his breath, the man says,
“About a gallon”
...........I could send some used motor oil though
