shocking confession

[billy]

i have a shocking nay a HORRIFYING confession to make
yes tough guy bill is a battered spouse.
unbelievable as it may seem.
i was innocently making breakfast
and WHAM!
I got that waffle batter crap all over me.
my question to you ,my friends
is
i saw on teevee they have counseling for this.
do you think i should go?
or should i be a silent victim?

 

[sawzall]

I think you should go....and be silent! do you think that waffle crap did it on purpous?

 

[billy]

I think you should go....and be silent! do you think that waffle crap did it on purpous?

it was premeditated for sure.

 

[Todd]

It was your own fault. You asked for it. Keep the mixer in the bowl until the beaters come to a complete stop.

 

[Snake Farm]

[S Didn't even know one could make breakfast......I've always just eaten breakfast. Maybe I owe someone a thank you.

 

[GJunktionMike]

Just one step away from being a deep fried battered spouse

 

[CR55]

Just be glad that the sausage didn't join in!

 

[bruno]

Billy, the next time you are making breakfast go with bacon, eggs, and toast, then you won't be a battered spouse. When having waffles I learned a long time ago to go to the Waffle House so I wouldn't be battered!