roddguy1
Well-known member
So there's an American, a Canadian, and a Newfie stranded in the Sahara Desert. Just when they thought thier luck had run out a majic Jennie pops up. He says I'll grant each of you a choice of one of these three items. A glass of water, an umbrella, or a car door. The American, thinking it would be wise to have a drink after swetting to much chooses the water. The Canadian figures the umbrella will protect him from the sun and stop him from swetting. The Newfie says, I'll takes that car door there then buddy. That ways I can rolls down da winda and stays cool eh!. 
