RoddingRon
A man in his natural habitat....a Studebaker
An elderly woman was walking home from the supermarket. Her bag of groceries was especially heavy that day. When she saw Nathan Hale's Used Cars, she decided to stop and look at cars. As it happened, the owner himself approached her. He asked her what kind of car she wanted.
"Well," she said, "I can't remember the name exactly, but it has something to do with hate or anger." The owner was quick to reply, "Oh yes, you want a Plymouth Fury! We have a few. What color would you like?"
The woman reached into her shopping bag and pulled out an ear of corn. She striped down the shucks and said, "I want this color." Nathan replied, "Ma'am I'm sorry, but we don't have any in that color. How about a nice blue one?" "No son," she said, "I want this color."
"But ma'am, they didn't make that color! Maybe a cherry red one?" By this time, the old woman was mad and started throwing things at the owner. Another salesmen noticed the disruption and asked the secretary what was going on. The secretary replied, "Apparently, Hale hath no Fury like the woman's corn!"
"Well," she said, "I can't remember the name exactly, but it has something to do with hate or anger." The owner was quick to reply, "Oh yes, you want a Plymouth Fury! We have a few. What color would you like?"
The woman reached into her shopping bag and pulled out an ear of corn. She striped down the shucks and said, "I want this color." Nathan replied, "Ma'am I'm sorry, but we don't have any in that color. How about a nice blue one?" "No son," she said, "I want this color."
"But ma'am, they didn't make that color! Maybe a cherry red one?" By this time, the old woman was mad and started throwing things at the owner. Another salesmen noticed the disruption and asked the secretary what was going on. The secretary replied, "Apparently, Hale hath no Fury like the woman's corn!"
Good chuckle 
