WTF (welcome to Fruita, for us locals)

[GJunktionMike]

Boy we are living in hard time. Jessica Simpson received only $800,000.00 to have pictures taken of her new baby. (I had to pay $35.00 when mine were born) and a 4mill deal with WW, I'm going to slimfast I refuse to flip that bill.

Also, has anyone noticed Stephenie had a face lift. She must of cashed Don's check at mister payroll.

 

[bob w]

About year ago I read a mystery novel that was set in Fruita. So at least your town is famous.

 

[GJunktionMike]

a big WTF

don't get bit by a snake or a doctor, hard to tell them apart. $143,000.00 snake bit.

http://www.aol.com/video/norwegian-...rid10|htmlws-sb-bb|dl15|sec1_lnk3&pLid=165814

 

[Old Iron]

Boy we are living in hard time. Jessica Simpson received only $800,000.00 to have pictures taken of her new baby. (I had to pay $35.00 when mine were born) and a 4mill deal with WW, I'm going to slimfast I refuse to flip that bill.

Also, has anyone noticed Stephenie had a face lift. She must of cashed Don's check at mister payroll.

Isn't that Homer's daughter [ddd
Don't join any of them GJM, here in a couple days you'll have the squirts from all the stress of this deal and you'll loose it naturally

 

[GJunktionMike]

About year ago I read a mystery novel that was set in Fruita. So at least your town is famous.

Bob what was the name of the novel.

 

[Willowbilly3]

WTF means something completely different to some of us.

 

[GJunktionMike]

WTF means something completely different to some of us.

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[CR55]

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[GJunktionMike]

at least your town is famous.

Fruita is also famous for Mike the headless chicken. And yes it was my great great aunts son inlaw's chicken. It is just by chance me and the bird have the same name. But we both run around the same way.

 

[bob w]

Mike, the book might have gone off to the Goodwill. I'll check my pile of recently read books and see if I can find it. Sorry, Mike the headless chicken didn't make it into the book.

 

[Dr Crankenstein]

Fruita is also famous for Mike the headless chicken. And yes it was my great great aunts son inlaw's chicken. It is just by chance me and the bird have the same name. But we both run around the same way.

I think you need this....without the head, of course.

 

[GJunktionMike]

Doc that would be awesome for Mike the headless chicken day. That would make everyone say,

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[GJunktionMike]

You can't fix stupid

I cruz the huff-post ever once in a while for zombie reports, looking at the blogs there a lot of living dead out there. But one post when right to the point.

"Natural selection trying to eliminate the presence of a useless human but sadly human society is preventing it! Let nature run it's course and move on"

This was about one of the

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[GJunktionMike]

What happened to respect.

Yesterday after crawling under cars all day, my brother in law calls and asked if I could bring a trailer and pick up him and the truck . So off I went covered in dirt and oil. We stopped at a car wash to clean the under side so I thought I would cross the street to grap a soda and a dog.

On my way back across the street a rice burner pulls up to the ligth with two guys deck out with pling and the ever popular 10 K fake diamond earrings. Now I'm covered head to toe in dirt and oil (looked like I crawled out of the tar pit) and after a long day on my feet I start walking with a limp because of a back injury.

Just as I get to the other side of the street the light turns green. The two guys courage level went out the door directed at me. Had they been toe to toe with me (not saying I would not have my share of lumps) I know of two guys that would be spitting out sand in the morning because their bling got shoved so far up their (I'll stop there it's a family site).

WTF is wrong with people these days

 

[GJunktionMike]

Some people will never learn

My youngest brother inlaw after 2 years in the big house managed to make it 28 days on the streets. He went back to the big house for 3 more years. He was released one week ago, and had his 29th birthday 4 days ago. Now it looks like he is heading back. [S

 

[Bonehead]

My youngest brother inlaw after 2 years in the big house managed to make it 28 days on the streets. He went back to the big house for 3 more years. He was released one week ago, and had his 29th birthday 4 days ago. Now it looks like he is heading back. [S

WT Heck? Hate to see it.

 

[CR55]

Some guys seem to prefer the inside...grew up with a guy who has spent considerable time in prison....been in a number of times...more than he's been out!

 

[GJunktionMike]

WT Heck? Hate to see it.

Some guys seem to prefer the inside:

Belive it or not, he said it is because real life is to hard to deal with [S.


On another note, Some times these young punks get the point;
I came driving down the road home and saw my oldest boys buddy making a b-line to my son's car (no shirt on). I park and get out, here comes the buddy around my son's car with a shirt on. I said to him "how did you know I was going to say anything", well I know you. So I asked him "well what would I say", he replied "put a shirt no nobody wants to see me half naked" phase "put my self". There may be hope [S