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I live in Iowa - "First in the Nation" primary/caucus. Uhg!!! All it means is an extra year of non-stop political attack ads. You New Hampshire guys know what I mean too.
 
ok I probably going to raise a hackle or two.. and far be it for me judge another countries politics..... when our prime minister here duz sum dumb dumb sh*t~!!!

it does strike me that the majority of you gearheads on this this site are fairly bright at least enough to look past a possible insult to USA.. ( and there is no insult intended !! )

weve had a lot of coverage here in New zeaaland, and its kinda like watching the worlds greatest comedian being lambasted by his angry mom.. I mean really Abbot and Costello would be rolling with laughter in they graves...

[ddd :D:D

should any of you feel the need to bash me with and old crankshaft or even a less valuable item .. please feel free ..
 
I lost my watch at a party last night. An hour later I saw some guy stepping on it while he was harassing some woman at that party. Infuriated, I immediately went over, punched him and broke his nose. No one does that to a woman, not on my watch.
 
A group of women were at a seminar on how to live in a loving relationship
with their husbands. The women were asked, "How many of you love your
husband?" All the women raised their hands.

Then they were asked, "When was the last time you told your husband you
loved him?" Some women answered today, a few yesterday, and some couldn't
remember. The women were then told to take out their cell phones and text
their husband: "I love you, sweetheart."

Next the women were instructed to exchange phones with one another and read
aloud the text message they received in response to their message.

Below are 11 replies. If you have been married for quite a while, you
understand that these replies are a sign of true love. Who else would reply
in such a succinct and honest way?

1. Who the hell is this?

2. Eh, mother of my children, are you sick or what?

3. Yeah, and I love you too. What's wrong?

4. What now? Did you wreck the car again?

5. I don't understand what you mean?

6. What the hell did you do now?

7. Don't beat about the bush, just tell me how much you need?

8. Am I dreaming?

9. If you don't tell me who this message is actually for, someone will die.

10. I thought we agreed you wouldn't drink during the day.

11. Your mother is coming to stay with us, isn't she?
 

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