X-mas presents - weirdest ever!

[Sam_Fear]

Had to share this with somebody:

This is what I got for Christmas! We do a blind gift exchange - to many grandkids, etc. Not sure what the heck I'm gonna do with a box full of ceramic baby limbs, but I'm sure I'll come up with several bad ideas for next Christmas!

The birdhouse I made as a joke gift for my sister. Took 2 hrs. Not quite a Bonehead Creation. Funny thing is, all the prudish types there though it was really great. [S Thing weighs a ton....

 

[Tripper]

Not sure what the heck I'm gonna do with a box full of ceramic baby limbs, but I'm sure I'll come up with several bad ideas for next Christmas!

Either a surfer necklace or Christmas tree ornaments!?!? [ddd

 

[Bonehead]

The bird house bomb shelter looks good to me. As far as the baby limbs..... very cool.

 

[Lightning]

Baby limbs???? Be scared - very scared. - - Just kidding.

 

[ratrods4ever]

hey ever watch the movie chucky? hes looking for you ..lol merry xmas ...[P hey you could keep them in a wooden box and park by someone thats got those timeout dolls and lay the pieces on the ground in front of your car lol

 

[sixtall]

I think I wanna be at Sam's family Christmas due next year ......... all my family seems to exchange are shirts and socks !!!

 

[Sam_Fear]

I think I wanna be at Sam's family Christmas due next year ......... all my family seems to exchange are shirts and socks !!!

You mean not all families exchange stuff like boxes of baby limbs and bomb shelter bird houses? Huh. [S

Yep! Hand painted Christmas tree ornaments might be cool! I'm thinking they might work for wind chimes too.

I thought maybe I could paint them to look like people and make a Nativity scene out of some, but decided it's not a good idea to push the whole 'Wrath of God" thing. Ooo! Maybe Santa and 8 reindeer!

Gotta use a few for the car too. Hmmmmm.....

 

[BigShem]

mount the body parts on the bird house to warn of squirrels..... i likes the bird house very kool idea!!!!![cl

 

[Sam_Fear]

I have an update to this and I forgot to update it last year also. I'm sure the suspense was killing all! So this is what I did with the box of baby parts.

Christmas gifts 2010:

A little gourd baby eskimo - it also holds a little bloody wooden spear.

Another gourd baby. Mismatched limbs, but still happy!

A decorative jar of colorful peppers and baby parts.

2 from a set of 5 birds - a Cardinal and a Blue Jay (upside down baby legs/feet) - not shown are a Robin, Gold Finch, and Humming Bird.

 

[Sam_Fear]

Christmas gifts 2011:

Not much left of the baby parts, but had some turtle gourds to work with.

A Shadow Box - with a "poem" I wrote.

A pair of Christmas carolers

A disturbing little clown clock

And uh.... well, the hat is a solar light so the eyes light up too. And it's a clock!

 

[donsrods]

Um..gee, Sam.......those are very........um.........interesting. Very creative. I must say they are a big improvement over the one you put together with leftover parts last year.

Don

 

[Bonehead]

Sam! Out of the Park, man, out of the park.

 

[Bonehead]

Oh, by the way, What has four legs, and one arm?












A doberman loose on the playground.

 

[Sunnybeach]

Good Work!

 

[Tim...Ok]

Very creative stuff!! I laughed my butt off when I seen the jar of colorful veggies and baby parts..thats funny stuff[cl

 

[42chevy]

Man, you are weird! But I like it, the glass case is very funny.

 

[hotrod preacher]

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[maverickmk]

Very creative stuff!! I laughed my butt off when I seen the jar of colorful veggies and baby parts..thats funny stuff[cl

Yeah . . . what he /\ said

 

[Sam_Fear]

Sam! Out of the Park, man, out of the park.

Do you mean that like "Homerun!!!!" or like "Excuse me sir, we're going to have to ask you to leave now!" ?

I've decided what I'm going to do for semi-retirement when I get there.

 

[bob w]

Sam, I love your off-center art. Guess I need to seek professional help.