Recent content by Fe2O3

I've been lucky to run into cops with a good sence of humor the few times I've let my lead foot do the thinking. I was heading from Chicago to Tn. to go boar hunting. Empty streach of I-65, drinking black coffee and eatin' donuts. I get pulled over (rightfully so) The tropper asks if I know...

I thought you'd like that one...:D Or, you could walk up to the car with the radar gun, "Hey, nice run man!, I got you at 135 what did you have?" :D:D I agree it's a speeding ticket no reason for everyone to get all twisted out of shape. ;)

Here's one for the LEOs here. If the day ever comes that you need to pull me over for speeding on some lonesum highway PLEASE, Please, please don't ask me if I know why you pulled me over. We BOTH know how fast I was going. ;) Just a simple, "Dude you F'ed up" will work. :D

I have a new one, smart@$$ Barbers that insist on using that hand held mirror to show you the bald spot on the back of your head.

The responce to "Thank you" is "You're Welcome" the day I snap they will be pulling my hands of the throat of someone that told me "No problem" when I thanked them. That and being abducted by aliens. Other than that, I'm good.

Not so silly at all, pics are bring back our memories. I keep the hard/impossible to replace pics on Photobucket along with my hard drive. It's free, no need to back up & store and I can acess from anywhere.

There was a 'glass '32 ford roadster on e-bay about a month ago that had a 750cc goldwing engine. In the ad was a pic of a Pop. Mechanics article from the 90's that I understood the widow's hubby had built his from. The thing went for under $4k....I've been kicking myself of not going after...

I was talking with a few guys at the gun range. Two young guys were talking about some middle eastern countries were men had multipule wifes & how great that is.. You could just see the shivers going down the backs of all of us long time married guys :eek: I told the two young single...

Which kind of Aliens?......Illegal or Extraterrestrial

From a man doing 30 to life with the same woman, I would offer the "Art" is allowing them the to live in the delusion of being in charge. ;)

jfg455 - On the other hand you don't have to wear a paper hat and say, "would you like fries with that?" :D

There is another way to look at this. Who's to say the Rapture really did not happen Saturday @ 6 pm? :eek: There are some 7 billion people on this planet. Just because we and the people we know are here doesn't mean it didn't happen. ;)

Well no need to PM hotrod preacher to see if I can have his car on Sunday.

I'll probably hit the Lotto too :rolleyes:

So Monday I sold my Ak-47 & 4000 rds of Ammo and now they tell the Rapture & Apocalypse is Saturday.......I hate when that happens.