I happen to really like Mopar engines, Torchie, so that's why I get to have so many.
A couple of days ago I got invited to help moving the Dodge from the practicing warehouse to the movie set, [I mean the theatre stage]. How hard could that be, right! Well, they had made a caster-dolly and slid it under the truck. It could turn around on a dime, but it wouldn't go up my ramps, so we had to lift the truck up and roll the dolly out. [Picture one] Then I winched the truck on the trailer and loaded the engine hoist and dolly, and headed for the theatre. There were big double doors in the side of the theatre, good. [If you guys like happy endings, you better quit reading right here.] There was no road to the doors, in fact it was lawn with children's play hoops cemented in, about 10 feet in front of the doors. When we opened the big doors there was the side of the stage about ten feet inside and four feet high. The director of the play had found some ramps to load stuff on a highboy I think, so he placed them up to the stage. They were steep. What now! We stood around scratching our heads and looking at the other guy. Finally I said, "I'll take the winch off my trailer and we'll mount it in the middle of the stage and winch the truck up those ramps." We started winching even though the truck wasn't lined up with the doors because of the play equipment right outside, then three of us went around the back and skidded the back end of the truck sideways so it too could go through the doors. The winching went pretty good until the front wheels started going level on the stage and the back wheels were two feet lower on the ramps. Everything dragged. We finally made it, though, and then we had to raise the truck again on stage and roll the dolly underneath. This seemed like 'the day from heck'.