cycledog
A really rusty biker
Dear Master,
With holidays upcoming I thought it would be nice to have the toilet as clean as possible, if not for our guests, for a holiday drinking treat for myself. Here are the cleaning instructions for a pristine toilet.
1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add a cup of pet shampoo the the water.
2.Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him toward the bathroom
3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.
4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.
5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and rinse.
6 Have someone open the front door of the house. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.
7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you Can and open both lids.
8. The cat will rocket of the toilet, streak through the house and run outside to dry.
9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean
You humble servant,
The Dog.
With holidays upcoming I thought it would be nice to have the toilet as clean as possible, if not for our guests, for a holiday drinking treat for myself. Here are the cleaning instructions for a pristine toilet.
1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add a cup of pet shampoo the the water.
2.Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him toward the bathroom
3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.
4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.
5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and rinse.
6 Have someone open the front door of the house. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.
7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you Can and open both lids.
8. The cat will rocket of the toilet, streak through the house and run outside to dry.
9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean
You humble servant,
The Dog.
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