couple of cans short of a six pack ,ect

[Country Misfit]

Whats your favorite way to describe somebody that aint to smart. Like , Their lite dont burn to bright. Their elevator dont go to the top floor.

 

[26Troadster]

i can't say that here.[ddd

 

[maverickmk]

He ain't the sharpest pencil in the box.

 

[Neto]

One brick shy of a load.

His elevator doesn't stop at every floor.

 

[Stroker McGurk]

Not the sharpest knife in the drawer...in fact, hes a spoon

When they were handing out the brains, he/she got short changed

 

[timbo]

Butter done slipped off of his biscuit.
They got one wheel in the grass spinning like crazy.
About as smart as a screen door on a submarine.

 

[sgtpontiac]

One straw short of a bale....

two fries short of a happy meal.....
when they were handing out heads he thought they said beds and asked for soft one........
One brick short of a load
lights are on and nobody's home
dumber than a box of rocks
If brains were dynamite, they wouldn't have enought to blow their nose...

should I go on???

 

[Country Misfit]

Those are pretty good . Ya,Sgt.P go on..

 

[Willowbilly3]

Couple bales short of a full load. Living in lala land, not the sharpest knife in the drawer, gomer, guber, Mortimer Snerd

 

[hankthebigdog]

not the brightest crayon on the box.
handing out brains, thought they said trains and he/she wasn't going no where.

 

[Snake Farm]

Dumber than a football bat.

 

[Snake Farm]

Couldn't pour pi55 out of a boot with the directions written on the heel.

 

[RoddingRon]

sharp as a bowling ball

 

[kenny c]

not the brightest bulb on the tree, doesn't have both oars in the water , dumber than dirt, if brains were dynamite wouldn't have enough to blow his nose , callin him stupid would be an insult to stupid people,

 

[billy]

12 short of a dozen
or
nuttier than chinese chicken salad

 

[decal]

That boy ain't right.

 

[Bamamav]

Shyte for brains...............air head................empty suit.................Democrat..oops [ddd

 

[shakey56]

Compliments....

Dumber than a coal bucket with no handle.....!
She is a 25 watt.
Her IQ and shoe size are the same number.
The boy is as dense as a rock.

Then us southern gentlemen always follow with ...."bless their heart".

Lynn

 

[offroadrolls]

Sharp as the edge of town.

 

[Todd]

Nuttier than a squirrel turd
slower than molasses
worthless as teats on a boar
his cheese done slipped off his cracker
a few cents short of a buck