Couple of years back I was at the local Dairy Doodle having a cone when this young couple rolled up on a Crotch rocket. Guy assumed that I was a biker and started to rap at me about his bike. I asked how fast it would go and he claimed that he had it up to 150 mph and still had throttle left.
I asked him if he had ever been hit by a bee at that speed. He laughed and said that he had hit a turkey going about 120 mph. Took him 6 months to recover from that one. Swore he'd never ride again and then he found out that his "New" girlfriend really dug bikes..........
Some times I wonder if he's still around.
Torchie.