Duck

[GJunktionMike]

A duck walks into a restaurant around lunchtime, sits down and orders a soda and a sandwich.

The bartender looks at him and says,"Wow, a talking duck! What are you doing here?"

The duck replies, "I'm drywalling the building across the street. I'll be in town for a few days"

The next day, the duck walks back into the bar and the bartender says, "Hey duck, I was telling someone about you last night. They're really interested in meeting with you!"

"Is that so?"

"There's a travelling circus in town," the bartender explained. "The ringmaster was in here last night and thought you'd be a star attraction for them!"

The duck looked puzzled and says, "Why would a circus need a drywaller?"

 

[Snake Farm]

[S That's funny.....all the ducks around here are roofers.



It's hilarious that you would post this today Mike, after I snapped this pic of a pair of Mallards on our post office this morning.

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[Bamamav]

Looks like air mail carriers to me!

 

[AZRodDave]

If it walks like a duck, and talks like a duck, ...

Looks like air mail carriers to me!

Haha, very good 'Bama! All the ducks around here seem to be divers and paddle boats. I guess you could call them Lakers, although they don't wear purple and gold jerseys.

Of course none are indigenous, just passin' through ...

 

[GJunktionMike]

Ray, maybe the circus could use a couple roofer to

 

[Yankee Transplant]

there are a pair of wood ducks at the mill where I work .. they stay in a flooded area by the river ... kind of like a swamp most of the time .. I dont know how long they live but ive been seeing a pair for 3 years now ... no more just 2 they will dive down and stay down for 8 - or 10 seconds and pop up about 6 foot from where they were ..