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My old business partner married the same woman twice also. The second time around resulted in a looooong marriage. Sometimes it takes a while to figure out how good we had it.[S. :D

Been There, done that also, the grass is not always greener on the other side of the fence!
 
Easter Bunny my butt.......Meet the Easter PitBull

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The Recession has hit everybody.....

I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

I saw a polygamist with only one wife.

If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.

McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America .

Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.

A truckload of Americans were caught sneaking into Mexico.

A picture is now only worth 200 words.

When Bill and Hillary Clinton travel together, they now have to share a room.

The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.

Congress says they are looking into the Bernard Madoff scandal. Oh Great! The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $1.5 Trillion disappear!

And, finally....

I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in Pakistan, and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
 
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The Recession has hit everybody.....

I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

I saw a polygamist with only one wife.

If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.

McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America .

Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.

A truckload of Americans were caught sneaking into Mexico.

A picture is now only worth 200 words.

When Bill and Hillary Clinton travel together, they now have to share a room.

The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.

Congress says they are looking into the Bernard Madoff scandal. Oh Great! The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $1.5 Trillion disappear!

And, finally....

I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in Pakistan, and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.

now thats funny[cl[cl[cl
 
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The Recession has hit everybody.....

I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in Pakistan, and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.

That funny right there! [cl[cl[cl[cl
 
Saw a car this afternoon with a sign on the side that said.....
Girls Gone Wild
Road Side Auditions
Ask driver!

Nice try huh....he went by too fast for a pic.....cr
 
"Nielsen, which keeps tabs on TV ratings and often determines the fate of programming, also said that a number of younger urban consumers are going without paid TV subscriptions, often referred to as "cord cutting."

The long-term effects of cord cutting were still unclear, Nielsen said.
 
Probably because there isn't enought time to watch t.v.

"Nielsen, which keeps tabs on TV ratings and often determines the fate of programming, also said that a number of younger urban consumers are going without paid TV subscriptions, often referred to as "cord cutting."

The long-term effects of cord cutting were still unclear, Nielsen said.

Most of the nice young people I know are either working two jobs at low pay to try and keep up or both the wife and husband work (sometimes two jobs)to make ends meet.... they can't afford cable or satellite.... so share videos with other friends.... maybe this whole economic downturn could lead to families spending more time together??? Wouldn't that be nice?!...

I know I'm getting tired of handling domestic and or criminal issues with some of the others less motivated persons...caused by lack of money issues.... (self inflicted pain) they can't pay bills but they can afford alcohol and weed??? Won't work at jobs that don't pay $20 an hour, would rather draw off the welfare system... and won't lower themselves to work two jobs at 7 bucks an hour and stay sober.... I know... I'm rambling again......Sorry
 
I know I'm getting tired of handling domestic and or criminal issues with some of the others less motivated persons...caused by lack of money issues.... (self inflicted pain) they can't pay bills but they can afford alcohol and weed??? Won't work at jobs that don't pay $20 an hour, would rather draw off the welfare system... and won't lower themselves to work two jobs at 7 bucks an hour and stay sober.... I know... I'm rambling again......Sorry

No, no you are not rambling. I am a huge supporter of having manditory drug testing for all welfare recipients. follow that up by at least 20 hours a week of community service for your mony. Want a check? help clean the sides of the road, paint cross walks, sweep sidewalks etc.
 
^ it's not a bad idea, if my tax dollars are paying someone to sit at home, prove to me you deserve the money, not just have a need for the money. I have heard reports in Ontario that there are now 3rd generation welfare recipients. To me thats just unexcusable...

My Grandpa used to tell me that the quickest way to make money fast is to find something that no one else wants to do, and find a way to do it quick and easy. Perfect expample is a guy who has a "pooper scoop" business, He has been around a while and does well enough at it now that he has a vac truck built on a 1 ton pick up truck so he doesnt even have to shovel/rake just sucks it up and moves on to the next house. If memory recalls correct he charges like $30-35 per yard, do 2-3 yards in an hour thats some decent cash at the end of a week.
 
Thats the problem.. it's just too easy to sit and do nothing

Nothing makes a person want to go get a job like handing them a bunch of free stuff.

We make it too easy..... 3rd generation welfare recipents... what non sense... what do they expect... kids learn from the parents.... milk the system for all it's worth.... sit on their lazy ***** and collect our money... I don't begrudge anyone who is sick, injured or generally deserves some assistance but darn.. make sure they are not just LAZY... I'd work 3 jobs if I had to so I wouldn't have to be dependant on welfare.... in the 48 years I've worked....(age 12 I got my first job $1.25 and hour) I have never drawn unemployement nor have I had to ask the government to support me or my family.... not bragging just don't understand how a person with any pride or work ethics at all can just sit and do nothing or even look for work....and expect a check for it????....:eek:
No offense to any of the workers who are laid off and collecting unemployement.... different story there.... that isn't milking the system....
 
The Cinco De Mayo celebrations were yesterday. Many gringos don't know the significance of the festivities. The Mexican navy only ever sunk one ship .....the Mayo.
 
graduated, certified, offered full time job, means going back to the academy for a second time in 1 year!
 

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