Endless BS thread

[Sam_Fear]

We've been battling Japanese beetles here this week.

 

[dogpatch1]

We've been battling Japanese beetles here this week.

i've got, for a limited time, MADE IN THE U.S.A. BUG SWATTERZ AND ZAPPERZ FOR SALE pm me wi.... ha!

someone needs to buy my buick!

wow 201 replies i guess this b.s. really is gonna be never ending.....................................................................................dp1

 

[Bonehead]

We've been battling Japanese beetles here this week.

I thought beetles came from Germany.

 

[hillbilly4008]

Ya ever get to where your beard has grown in to the point where it itches like crazy, but are too lazy to shave? I'm also to the point where my hair is growing around my ears. Thats driving me nutz too!

Im gonna hold off on shaving till i get back from the barbers tommorrow, this way i can get a good set of mutton chops going.

 

[Bonehead]

I can't figure out how come Billy Mayes didn't get the fan fare that MJ got?
I did see a tribute commercial today though.

 

[earthman]

some times i wish i were a divin' duck
i would dive to the bottom of a river of whiskey
and drink..myself..back up

 

[earthman]

No, prarie dogs up here. We got some big a$$ gophers though. I imagine they can be just as pesky.

Walked out my front door lastnight to gopher some milk, heard a growling noise, turned around and there was a whitetail about 15feet away from me. Im not sure who was startled more, me or the deer taking a dump in my yard.

Holy crap HB you gots growling deer?

 

[likes_2_tinker]

hey i poison prarie dogs for a living was thinking about getting ahold of Bonehead and see if he could make me a dead prarie dog shifter knob for my (prarie Rat)

 

[earthman]

hey i poison prarie dogs for a living was thinking about getting ahold of Bonehead and see if he could make me a dead prarie dog shifter knob for my (prarie Rat)

I think you need to consider taking a little time off from your job L2T, yep that's what i think.

 

[likes_2_tinker]

I love my job thoe its the family buisness

 

[1shotkustompinstriping]

Beetles do come from Germany, they probably are made in Japan by way of outsourcing lmao.

I finished up striping a glove box door for a customers beetle today as a matter of fact. What everyone else do?

1shot

I thought beetles came from Germany.

 

[earthman]

Fedex brought my brand screamin' new spare tire and tube from Coker today. i must think i will be attempting to take this 80 year old relic out on the street soon.

 

[dmw56]

My dad is German and my mother is Japaneese. I was outsourced in the USA.

 

[Bonehead]

hey i poison prarie dogs for a living was thinking about getting ahold of Bonehead and see if he could make me a dead prarie dog shifter knob for my (prarie Rat)

I stay away from the prairie dogs ... do prairie rats carry ..... bubonic plauge?

 

[hillbilly4008]

Holy crap HB you gots growling deer?

You better believe it. I remember one time back when i was a kid a deer got its back legs caught up in our barbwire fence(did i mention my mother has 50 appaloosas?) Me, being the animal lover i am, dicided to go help it out. She growled at me just like a dog would, showed her teeth too. So i've got my hands on its back hooves untangling it, and when it finally got free it kicked me in the inner part of my elbow. Guess thats what i get for trying to help. Once free the dumb thing did a horseshoe pattern and hit the fence again. Ya know, i've never felt bad about eating venisen,

 

[gamracer3]

Common cure for all your Varmint troubles .17 HRM and 5.56 NATO

 

[dmw56]

Common cure for all your Varmint troubles .17 HRM and 5.56 NATO

Is that an H&R .17?

I have a H&R .223/5.56 single shot with the bull barrel 3X9 Nikon. Super accurate it can reach out and touch those little varmints.

 

[dmw56]

I stay away from the prairie dogs ... do prairie rats carry ..... bubonic plauge?

They can, from infected fleas on most rodents.

 

[gamracer3]

Yep it is its a nasty accurate little thing my next purchase is gonna be an h&r in .223

 

[dmw56]

Yep it is its a nasty accurate little thing my next purchase is gonna be an h&r in .223

Yup, you can shoot the fleas off of one of those prairie rats at 300 yards.