Endless BS thread

[hotrod preacher]

ok, my turn.....


a working definition for "mixed emotions"
your mother in law drives off a cliff......but she was driving YOUR hotrod


only thing funnier than a blond joke.......trying to explain a blond joke to a blond! (no offense to the blonds- if you get it bwhahaha[ddd)


well i better quit before i get banned....lol

 

[hotrod preacher]

Just think if the 5 of us got together and started talking. Talk about some major BS.

do you suppose there would be any trouble getting a chance to speak?![S

ATTENTION: B.S. contributors meeting tonite, hip-waders not required, but recommended[ddd

 

[hotrod preacher]

[P only 41 posts to go... here's to the B.S. lounge! [cl[cl[cl[cl

 

[earthman]

Post up y'alls i don't want to be the only one in the B.S. thread 300 club

 

[sneakysnake]

Showing support.lol

 

[hotrod preacher]

Post up y'alls i don't want to be the only one in the B.S. thread 300 club

sorry E-man i was looking at the "big" post count!

getting closer to a big 3 grand

at the rate i contribute, i prolly will hit 300 on the bs thread about the same time....

 

[maverickmk]

New from Dearborn, Michigan in time for Christmas.

The latest toy has hit the shops, a talking Muslim doll.

Nobody knows what the heck it says, because no one has the guts to pull the cord.

 

[hotrod preacher]

New from Dearborn, Michigan in time for Christmas.

The latest toy has hit the shops, a talking Muslim doll.

Nobody knows what the heck it says, because no one has the guts to pull the cord.

you know that is politically incorrect, dont you?[ddd

 

[jfg455]

New from Dearborn, Michigan in time for Christmas.

The latest toy has hit the shops, a talking Muslim doll.

Nobody knows what the heck it says, because no one has the guts to pull the cord.

This makes me suicidal so I called the suicide hot line. The operator was in pakistan. When I said I wanted to die they got excited and asked if I know how to drive a truck!

Now that is politically incorrect!

 

[sgtpontiac]

S i l e n c e!!!!!!

I keel you!!!!!!!

 

[super56]

thats not funny.....its hilarious[cl[cl[cl

This makes me suicidal so I called the suicide hot line. The operator was in pakistan. When I said I wanted to die they got excited and asked if I know how to drive a truck!

Now that is politically incorrect!

 

[sgtpontiac]

Hello.....suicide Hotline....

Can you hold please???

 

[super56]

Can you hold please???

nice Sgt, real nice. lol

 

[BruceR&C]

911

"I am sorry but the number you have dialed ---- 911 ----
has been changed to an unlisted number,,,,,,,,,,"

 

[busteddrum]

Hello information? Can you tell me why I called 911?

 

[RAT IHC]

An actual conversation between a Dell tech support agent and a customer...

Agent - "Hello my name is Tim...how may I be of assistance"
Customer - "Hi Tim I brought home my new Dell computer and it will not turn on"
Agent - "Are there any lights on the front of the computer?"
Customer - "No I don't see any"
Agent - "Can you reach the back of the computer and make sure that the cord is plugged firmly into it?
Customer - "Yes...it is plugged all the way in"
Agent - "Please make sure that the other end is plugged firmly into either the wall socket or power strip"
Customer - "Hold on a minute I have to get a candle"
Agent - "Why would you need a candle?"
Customer - "Because the power has been out for the past hour"
Agent - "Ok sir this is how we're going to fix this"
Customer - "How?"
Agent - "Box the computer up and take it back to the store where you bought it and tell them that you're too stupid to own a computer" CLICK

-Troy

 

[GJunktionMike]

A 4’10 90lbs geek walks into a biker bar, He halers across the room asking who is the owner of the Doberman tied up out side. This huge biker stands up and asks the geek what is his problem with the Doberman. The geek replied my dog killed your Doberman. The biker said that is the biggest badest dog in the world and there is no way another dog killed his Doberman. The geek replied well my dog did. The biker asked what kind of dog he had. The geek told him a Chihuahua. The biker asked him how on gods green earth the Chihuahua killed a Doberman. The geek replied “I believe he choked on him”.

 

[maverickmk]

I keel you!!!!!!!

 

[Bonehead]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gk8geGj7kmI

 

[Sam_Fear]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gk8geGj7kmI

Cool until they get in it. Well, the air cleaner is a little much....