Endless BS thread

[earthman]

"look on the bright side of life"Leningrad Cowboys

 

[Bonehead]

Went to a wedding tonight. Military neighbor kid (19 YOA). Brings up alot of questions, and thoughts about life.

 

[earthman]

What conclusions did you draw BH? (i love sitting up all night discussing this stuff)

 

[1shotkustompinstriping]

Yeah me to lol.
I'm 19 right now and can't imagine getting hitched.

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[earthman]

WE WILL.. WE WILL.. ROCK YOU!

 

[1shotkustompinstriping]

Little red wagon!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Bonehead]

What conclusions did you draw BH? (i love sitting up all night discussing this stuff)

Could draw no conclusions. I have watched this kid grow up, and he seems too young for all this.
His kids? what kind of world will we have then. What will they face as a young couple. You know, that kind of stuff.

 

[Tripper]

I'm 19 right now and can't imagine getting hitched.

Believe me... there's *plenty* of time for that later!!!

 

[Barber]

I got married when I was 19... turned 20 three weeks later.... trust me it was hard.... But I'm 36 now and have been married a little better than 16 years... and been playing catch up all along....

 

[earthman]

Could draw no conclusions. I have watched this kid grow up, and he seems too young for all this.
His kids? what kind of world will we have then. What will they face as a young couple. You know, that kind of stuff.

My parents plowed fields with horses, and saw the advent of electric lights,
automobiles,radio,telephone then TV and men on the moon. With TV came the almost complete end of neighborhood social interaction. They went from the middle ages to the modern age in one generation. In our lives we have experienced computers, cell phones and breakdown of the traditional family. And the changes are just getting started.

Yep, what will their future be like?

 

[Bonehead]

They have texted much more than they have spoken, and they are married?

 

[earthman]

They have texted much more than they have spoken, and they are married?

if i had know my ex one more month the disaster would probably would have been avoided

 

[1shotkustompinstriping]

Yeah lateris what i'm thinking to, there's no way it could happen right now man I dont have a damn thing goin in my favor right now.

I'm turning 20 in december....marriage is scary to me man lol.
Scares me as a matter of fact especially right now.

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Believe me... there's *plenty* of time for that later!!!

I got married when I was 19... turned 20 three weeks later.... trust me it was hard.... But I'm 36 now and have been married a little better than 16 years... and been playing catch up all along....

 

[Tripper]

I dont have a damn thing goin in my favor right now.

U're still breathing & have a good pulse... correct!?!?

 

[1shotkustompinstriping]

lmao well yeah i guess I do have those things goin' for me lol.

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[dmw56]

I'm turning 20 in december....marriage is scary to me man lol.
Scares me as a matter of fact especially right now.

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I've been with my wife for 30 years and married 23 years and it still scares me!

 

[1shotkustompinstriping]

lmao. I dont know why I find it so scary but it kills me. Maybe it's the commitment, or maybe it's just a big decision. Not sure.

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[Sam_Fear]

lmao. I dont know why I find it so scary but it kills me. Maybe it's the commitment, or maybe it's just a big decision. Not sure.

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Or maybe your smart enough to know you don't know what you want and you don't wanna F' up like so many miserable divorced couples around you. But if your like me, it'll take a 'practice marriage' to figure out what you want (or at least what you don't want).

I knew my wife was the one for me the first time I saw her - she was drunk, in a screaming argument about greek philosophy, and punched my jerk roomate in the nose.

 

[1shotkustompinstriping]

Well I didn't think of it like that but yeah, I have allot of friends who's parents hate eachothers guts, and most of there parents are divorced. Some girls i've tried to go out with has had that parenting situation those relationships never really work out lol.

Or maybe your smart enough to know you don't know what you want and you don't wanna F' up like so many miserable divorced couples around you. But if your like me, it'll take a 'practice marriage' to figure out what you want (or at least what you don't want).

I knew my wife was the one for me the first time I saw her - she was drunk, in a screaming argument about greek philosophy, and punched my jerk roomate in the nose.

 

[Bonehead]

1. Money isn't made out of paper. It's made out of cotton.

2. The Declaration of Independence was written on hemp (marijuana) paper.

3. The dot over the letter 'I' is called a 'tittle.'

4. A raisin dropped in fresh champagne will bounce up and down continuously from the bottom to the top of the glass.

6. 40% of McDonald's profits come from the sales of Happy Meals.

7. 315 entries in Webster's 1996 Dictionary were misspelled.

8. The 7-UP 'spot' comes from its inventor, who had red eyes. He was albino.

9. On average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents, daily.

10. Warren Beatty and Shirley MacLaine are brother and sister.

11. Chocolate affects a dog's heart and nervous system; a few ounces will kill a small sized dog.

12. Killer whales kill sharks by torpedoing up into the shark's stomach from underneath, causing the shark to explode.

13. Most lipstick contains fish scales.

14. Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn't wear pants.

15. Ketchup was sold in the 1830's as medicine.

16. Upper and lower case letters are named 'upper' and 'lower' because when all original print had to be set in individual letters, the 'upper case' letters were stored on top of the case that stored the smaller, 'lower case' letters.

17. Leonardo Da Vinci could write with one hand and draw with the other at the same time hence, multitasking was invented.

18. Because metal was scarce, the Oscars given out during World War II were made of wood.

19. There are no clocks in Las Vegas gambling casinos.

20. The name Wendy was made up for the book Peter Pan; there was never a recorded Wendy before!

21. There are no words in the dictionary rhyming with: orange, purple, and silver!

22. Leonardo DaVinci invented scissors. Also, it took him 10 years to paint Mona Lisa's lips.

23. A tiny amount of liquor on a scorpion will make it instantly go mad and sting itself to death.

24. The mask used by Michael Myers in the original 'Halloween' was a Captain Kirk's mask painted white.

25. If you have three quarters, four dimes, and four pennies, you have $1.19. You also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar (good to know.)

26. By raising your legs slowly and lying on your back, you can't sink in quicksand (and you thought this list was completely useless.)

27. The phrase 'rule of thumb' is derived from old English law, stating that you couldn't beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb.

28. The first product Motorola started to develop was a record player for automobiles. At that time, the most known player on the market was the Victrola, so they called themselves Motorola.

29. Celery has negative calories! It takes more calories to eat a piece of celery than the celery has in it. It's the same with apples!

30. Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying!

31. The glue on Israeli postage stamps is certified kosher.

32. Guinness Book of Records holds the record for being the book most often stolen from Public Libraries.

33. Astronauts are not allowed to eat beans before they go into space because passing wind in a space suit damages it.