maverickmk
Rebel Rodder
Sounds like a good plan to me.
Endless BS thread
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wasnt the loader named pitunia?(..however you spell the name of that flower!!) dont remember if the movie shown the name or if it was in the book..[S
sgtpontiac
Older, Wiser and Still Buildin'
None taken......
kind of sadistic but it's amazing when they try to talk as they are being tickled by 50,000 volts..... kind of sounds like ohhhhhhhhturnnnnnnnnnittttttoffffffffffffffffffff!!!!!!!!ohGodohGod....[cl Sorry...
kind of sadistic but it's amazing when they try to talk as they are being tickled by 50,000 volts..... kind of sounds like ohhhhhhhhturnnnnnnnnnittttttoffffffffffffffffffff!!!!!!!!ohGodohGod....[cl Sorry...
sgtpontiac
Older, Wiser and Still Buildin'
Yeah, they get a nice arch and usually go backwards
Always nice when they land on grass, last one we got was going over a fence after fighting with one of my lady officers....his flight wasn't pretty but it was funny!!
ScaryVoodooGirl
Well-known member
kind of sadistic but it's amazing when they try to talk as they are being tickled by 50,000 volts..... kind of sounds like ohhhhhhhhturnnnnnnnnnittttttoffffffffffffffffffff!!!!!!!!ohGodohGod....[cl Sorry...
I've been hit with one of those...worst pain was the barbs after. Jesus. And muscle spasms for a week.
sgtpontiac
Older, Wiser and Still Buildin'
Won't ask why....lol
We have a choice to see what it's like.... I did it....the other officers couldn't back away when the old guy took it...lol... and yes....pulling out the barbs is a bit gruesome....didn't have any muscle pain after the numbness went away...
We have a choice to see what it's like.... I did it....the other officers couldn't back away when the old guy took it...lol... and yes....pulling out the barbs is a bit gruesome....didn't have any muscle pain after the numbness went away...
ScaryVoodooGirl
Well-known member
uh...Vegas. That's all I have to say about that haha
I've got a shot back anyways because of being hunched over tattooing all day, so I'm sure that had something to do with it!
I've got a shot back anyways because of being hunched over tattooing all day, so I'm sure that had something to do with it!
sgtpontiac
Older, Wiser and Still Buildin'
kind of sounds like ohhhhhhhhturnnnnnnnnnittttttoffffffffffffffffffff!!!!!!!!ohGodohGod....[cl Sorry...
Soooo.... you are saying I need to take my Tazer to bed? I am not sure my wife will like it.....[cl
psycho sean
Well-known member
I climbed into bed in my full turnout once when my girlfriend opened her eyes there was no oooooooahhhhhhoo it was much different screaming (I thought every woman had firefighter fantasy lol) [ddd
F1Rat
Active member
If my memory is correct, I believe you are correct.
Tomorrow is the Weekend! Stay strong everyone.
ScaryVoodooGirl
Well-known member
The soundtrack makes me think of 70s porn. Or...adult film...what's more pc? Adult entertainment? Anyways. That's the soundtrack. Onward.
F1Rat
Active member
I don't mean to rant, but how does nike, adidas, and under armor not make kids cleats sub size 12? I need an 11 and no one has them in stock nor does the internet. Looks like my kiddo is starting his first game with out them I am hitting up 3 more places tomorrow. Fingers crossed.
I am hitting up 3 more places tomorrow. Fingers crossed.It's 1973 Turkish! I gotta wonder why you would be watching 70's porn? [S (rhetorical question - I'm married, so I don't wanna know
) But the new stuff is so much better quality. Well, except the music.
ScaryVoodooGirl
Well-known member
uh, it's what I'd *imagine* it'd sound like? does that qualify? hahaha
maverickmk
Rebel Rodder
A little boy and a little girl attended the same school and became friends.
Every day they would sit together to eat their lunch. They discovered that they both brought chicken sandwiches every day!
This went on all through the fourth and fifth grades, until one day he noticed that her sandwich wasn't a chicken sandwich.
He said, 'Hey, how come you're not eating chicken, don't you like it anymore?'
She said 'I love it but I have to stop eating it.'
'Why?' he asked.
She pointed to her lap and said 'Cause I'm starting to grow little feathers down there!'
'Let me see' he said.
'Okay' and she showed him.
He looked and said, 'That's right. You are! Better not eat any more chicken.'
He kept eating his chicken sandwiches until one day he brought peanut butter.
He said to the little girl,'I have to stop eating chicken sandwiches, I'm starting to get feathers down there too!'
She asked if she could look, so he showed her!
She said, 'Oh, my gosh, it's too late for you! You've already got the NECK and GIZZARDS!
Every day they would sit together to eat their lunch. They discovered that they both brought chicken sandwiches every day!
This went on all through the fourth and fifth grades, until one day he noticed that her sandwich wasn't a chicken sandwich.
He said, 'Hey, how come you're not eating chicken, don't you like it anymore?'
She said 'I love it but I have to stop eating it.'
'Why?' he asked.
She pointed to her lap and said 'Cause I'm starting to grow little feathers down there!'
'Let me see' he said.
'Okay' and she showed him.
He looked and said, 'That's right. You are! Better not eat any more chicken.'
He kept eating his chicken sandwiches until one day he brought peanut butter.
He said to the little girl,'I have to stop eating chicken sandwiches, I'm starting to get feathers down there too!'
She asked if she could look, so he showed her!
She said, 'Oh, my gosh, it's too late for you! You've already got the NECK and GIZZARDS!
maverickmk
Rebel Rodder
I was in a bar last Saturday night drinking a few and noticed two very large women by the bar.
They both had pretty strong accents, so I asked, "Hey, are you two ladies from Ireland?"
One of them chirped saying, "It's WALES, you friggin' idiot!"
So, I immediately apologized and said, "I'm sorry. Are you two whales from Ireland?"
That's pretty much the last thing I remember.
They both had pretty strong accents, so I asked, "Hey, are you two ladies from Ireland?"
One of them chirped saying, "It's WALES, you friggin' idiot!"
So, I immediately apologized and said, "I'm sorry. Are you two whales from Ireland?"
That's pretty much the last thing I remember.
maverickmk
Rebel Rodder
A teenage boy had just passed his driving test and inquired of his father as to when they could discuss his use of the car.
His father said he'd make a deal with his son, "You bring your grades up from a C to a B average, study your Bible a little, and get your hair cut. Then we'll talk about the car."
The boy thought about that for a moment, decided he'd settle for the offer, and they agreed on it.
After about six weeks his father said, "Son, you've brought your grades up and I've observed that you have been studying your Bible, but I'm disappointed you haven't had your hair cut."
The boy said, "You know, Dad, I've been thinking about that, and I've noticed in my studies of the Bible that Samson had long hair, John the Baptist had long hair, Moses had long hair, and there's even strong evidence that Jesus had long hair."
Dad's reply, "Did you also notice they all walked everywhere they went?"
His father said he'd make a deal with his son, "You bring your grades up from a C to a B average, study your Bible a little, and get your hair cut. Then we'll talk about the car."
The boy thought about that for a moment, decided he'd settle for the offer, and they agreed on it.
After about six weeks his father said, "Son, you've brought your grades up and I've observed that you have been studying your Bible, but I'm disappointed you haven't had your hair cut."
The boy said, "You know, Dad, I've been thinking about that, and I've noticed in my studies of the Bible that Samson had long hair, John the Baptist had long hair, Moses had long hair, and there's even strong evidence that Jesus had long hair."
Dad's reply, "Did you also notice they all walked everywhere they went?"
