Endless BS thread

[maverickmk]

Again, just because you can doesn't mean you should.

http://www.epicinter.net/ninja-drag-celica-this-hall-of-shame-entry-is-dedicated-to-one-car/

And yet another.

http://www.epiccarnage.com/epic-wtf-man-hacks-up-new-lamborghini-and-turns-it-into-a-mustang/

 

[Dirtyrat]

Wow, I keep trying to flush but they keep floating to the top...
Terrible...

 

[Dr Crankenstein]

Again, just because you can doesn't mean you should.

http://www.epicinter.net/ninja-drag-celica-this-hall-of-shame-entry-is-dedicated-to-one-car/

And yet another.

http://www.epiccarnage.com/epic-wtf-man-hacks-up-new-lamborghini-and-turns-it-into-a-mustang/

Wow, I keep trying to flush but they keep floating to the top...
Terrible...

Plastic floats. Iron, on the other hand... does not.

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[jfg455]

I took my Dad to the mall to get him some new shoes. While we were there we stopped at the Food Court to get some chow. While we were sitting there a teenager sits next to us with a huge multicolored mowhawk. It was a foot tall and orange, red, yellow, blue and green. The whole time we are eating my Dad keeps staring at her. Finally the teenager got fed up and asked "Whats the matter old man, you never do anything crazy??" Without missing a beat my Da replied "I got stoned once and had sex with a parrot. I was wondering if you were my daughter...."[cl

 

[Dirtyrat]

Thats awesome JFG! Totally something I would say to her!

Personal expression is a wonderful thing.

 

[26Troadster]

I took my Dad to the mall to get him some new shoes. While we were there we stopped at the Food Court to get some chow. While we were sitting there a teenager sits next to us with a huge multicolored mowhawk. It was a foot tall and orange, red, yellow, blue and green. The whole time we are eating my Dad keeps staring at her. Finally the teenager got fed up and asked "Whats the matter old man, you never do anything crazy??" Without missing a beat my Da replied "I got stoned once and had sex with a parrot. I was wondering if you were my daughter...."[cl

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[Sam_Fear]

If that story is true, your Dad rocks!!!! [cl

 

[jfg455]

Just a funny bit. They always sound better in the first person view point. But it is totally something Dad would have said when he was with us! [cl

 

[Undercover Customs]

I took my Dad to the mall to get him some new shoes. While we were there we stopped at the Food Court to get some chow. While we were sitting there a teenager sits next to us with a huge multicolored mowhawk. It was a foot tall and orange, red, yellow, blue and green. The whole time we are eating my Dad keeps staring at her. Finally the teenager got fed up and asked "Whats the matter old man, you never do anything crazy??" Without missing a beat my Da replied "I got stoned once and had sex with a parrot. I was wondering if you were my daughter...."[cl

Coffee out the nose and all over the computer on that one. Hilarious!!! [cl

 

[Willowbilly3]

I may be addicted to brake fluid but I can stop any time

 

[CR55]

I may be addicted to brake fluid but I can stop any time

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[jfg455]

I may be addicted to brake fluid but I can stop any time

Same here but I kicked my habit. It was hard because I know I can't stop now....[S

 

[sgtpontiac]

Sorry guys.....

but the sex with a parrot one tops the brake fluid can't stop ones....just saying...lol...

 

[earthman]

Beardyman

....... Foul language but funny

url]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qciVXUHTN10[/url]

 

[billy]

 

[billy]

 

[billy]

 

[billy]

 

[bruno]

Billy, I'd be leery of even knocking on your door

 

[billy]

Billy, I'd be leery of even knocking on your door

oh fer heavens sakes.
i am harmless.
but i was thinking the other day
if i knew as a small boy i was going to get to play with REAL cowboy guns,hotrods and AK-47's
i would have been a much happier lad.