Endless BS thread

[donsrods]

I don't think that's true cuz I saw 2 of them kissing the other day
(sorry, my bad)

Don

 

[v8gasser]

ahh , yes , well .......

 

[earthman]

Am i the only one who thinks '58 Chevys get better looking every year?

 

[roddguy1]

Just like speef comes from a spcow.

HOLLYHECKABOB!!!!!!!! You guys are "sp"illin me.

 

[buckeyedon]

Spmoo spmoo spmoo...sponk sponk sponk

 

[roddguy1]

That's it, they much make that stuff from animals with a lisp.

 

[dmw56]

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?

Bird flu you get tweetment.
Swine flu you get oinkment.

 

[gamracer3]

I thought i had that canarial disease chirpies once but I found out it was slurpees i got it at Kmart

 

[BadRATT]

Why..?

Why does the price of gas ALWAYS go up before I fill up...but goes down right afterwards..??

 

[Bonehead]

I am always glad to see you fill up, so I can save a few bucks.

 

[rustybeercan]

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?

One makes you big and fat and the other one makes you think you can fly?

 

[Sam_Fear]

Am i the only one who thinks '58 Chevys get better looking every year?

I agree, but still no match to the 58 Bonny IMHO.

 

[rockb1]

Am i the only one who thinks '58 Chevys get better looking every year?

You know? I have always like 58 chevys. Not much of a pink fan but i think they are a great

 

[rockb1]

That's it, they much make that stuff from animals with a lisp.

Well you know those animals have to be used for something!

 

[Bonehead]

Recently in the news was some question on what the age limit on people should be when the should no longer have children.

Sometimes I walk into a room and have to think, "what did I come in here for?"

No business having a kid. "where did I put that kid?"

 

[dmw56]

I think people should have to take a test and apply for a permit before having kids.

 

[madman]

I think people should have to take a test and apply for a permit before having kids.

I agree 1000%. I'm sure I'd fail the test (probably on purpose) but at least I know better than to have kids. Not for me thanks.

 

[rockb1]

I think people should have to take a test and apply for a permit before having kids.

And they should be fixed on the spot if they fail.

 

[rockb1]

So Ive been really lazy lately. I havent worked on the rat in a week.

I bought my first Ford last friday and my second on Tuesday.

now I need to sell my other truck and car.

i have this problem with buying cars. and other car related items.

Im going to a car show this weekend so I hope to get some motivation!

 

[ANNAMEL]

I think it should cost $50,000 to get married and 5 bucks to get a divorce. Would slow up the divorce rate. I would have came up with more if need to get hitched because 20 yrs ago i luuuuuuuuvvvvvveeeeeed her. Now I luv her. LOL