Endless BS thread

[Bonehead]

medium rare water.

 

[Bonehead]

The way you decide which leftovers to eat for lunch, is in accordance with which one will go bad first.

(that is all, thanks for sharing my lunch time with me)

 

[Lightning]

Now what's for desert ?

 

[Sam_Fear]

I hate the days when all there is for left over lunch are sides - like mashed potatoes, tater tots, and rice. Bonus when all there is, is meat!

 

[1shotkustompinstriping]

How 'bout meat with them potatos??

I hate the days when all there is for left over lunch are sides - like mashed potatoes, tater tots, and rice. Bonus when all there is, is meat!

 

[earthman]

Audrey is wax

 

[Tripper]

My dog has a cat girlfriend... she doesn't seem to mind!

BoB

 

[1shotkustompinstriping]

Interesting lmao.

 

[hillbilly4008]

So I'm in the shop a few days ago changing out a wheel cylinder on my jeep. Im usin the 35" as a seat, cuz im lazy and didnt want to roll it out of my way. As usual I've got my 20oz. of mountain dew, not really paying much attention to what im doing, put it down along side me as im working. I got the wheel cylinder swapped out. Went to grab my soda, spun the cap off, almost touched it to my lips when i realized that i was about to take a swig of brake fluid......

Right then was when i knew it was time to take a break.

 

[wayway63]

as long as you didn't fill your resivor with the dew you should be fine

 

[CR55]

Of coarse, drinking the brake fluid would probably make you STOP anyway....CR

 

[chipper]

lucky you didn't drink it when you got up to walk every time your right foot hit the floor you'd come to a stop !!!

 

[donsrods]

Have you ever noticed they never give you a knife in a Chinese restaurant? Just a fork and spoon? What's with that?

Don

 

[Bonehead]

> Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after
> attending his
> company's party..
>
> Jack is not normally a big drinker, but the
> drinks didn't taste like alcohol at all. He didn't
> even remember how he got home
> from the party.. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if
> he did something
> wrong.
>
> Jack had to force himself to open his eyes, and the first
> thing he
> sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on
> the side
> table.
>
> And, next to them, a single red rose!! Jack sits up and
> sees his
> clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed.
>
> He looks around the room
> and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So
> is the rest of the
> house.
>
> He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black
> eye
> staring back at him in the bathroom mirror.
>
> Then he notices a note
> hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red with
> little hearts on it and
> a kiss mark from his wife in lipstick: 'Honey,
> breakfast is on the stove, I left
> early to get groceries to make you your favorite dinner
> tonight..I love you,
> darling! Love, Jillian'
>
> He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there
> is hot breakfast, steaming hot coffee and the morning
> newspaper.
>
> His 16
> year old son is also at the table, eating. Jack asks,
> 'Son. what happened last
> night?'
>
> 'Well, you came home after 3 A.M.. , drunk and out of
> your mind
> you fell over the coffee table and broke it, and then you
> puked in the hallway,
> and got that black eye when you ran in the door.'
>
> Confused, he asked his
> son, 'So, why is everything in such perfect order and
> so clean? I have a rose,
> and breakfast is on the table waiting for me??'
>
> His son replies 'Oh
> THAT... Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried
> to take your pants
> off, you screamed, 'Leave me alone heffa, I'm
> married!!'
>
> Broken Coffee
> Table $239.99
> Hot Breakfast: $4.20
> Two Aspirins $.38
> Saying the right
> thing, at the right time:
>
>
> PRICELESS

 

[hotrod preacher]

that , Mr. Bonehead is funny even in a preachers mind!!

 

[earthman]

Turn sound off for kids

TURN THE SOUND OFF IF YOU DON'T WANT THE OBSCENITIES

There are wheelies and stoppies, this is a downshifty.
Second to first accidentally

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SxZF...showthread.php?t=3983&feature=player_embedded

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MWUbgGarhdc&feature=related

 

[wrecker55]

My dog has a cat girlfriend... she doesn't seem to mind!

BoB

That sounds about normal for
Texas doesn't it ?
OK just kiddin Trip

 

[Bonehead]

Record high temperatures the last few days, 15 degrees above normal. Last week we had a morning low of 46. They have changed the "global warming" to "climate change" or something like that. I would have a easier time agreeing with that. The weather has been wierd lately.

 

[1shotkustompinstriping]

Has anyone heard the one about the actrice who was so dumb she couldn't count up to two without taking off her shirt???

 

[earthman]