Endless BS thread

[DozerII]

very suggestive

I was wandering around youtube the other day and ran across this. I first heard this twenty years ago on the Bro Jake morning show on Rock 101 out of Vancouver B.C. I figured if they can play it on the open networks and it is car related I can share it here.

https://youtu.be/CsPOe4HvigI

 

[Dr Crankenstein]

Dozer: I lived in the Okanagan Valley for a season or three... let me think... summer of '93 to spring of '94, I believe...

I can't recall which radio station, most likely out of Kelowna... regardless, the station ran Bro Jake's fictional character series, "The Champ" twice daily. Many were lame, but the good ones could cause you to leak bodily fluids.

One of my favorites...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QcV3HDtx31E

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[DozerII]

Dozer: I lived in the Okanagan Valley for a season or three... let me think... summer of '93 to spring of '94, I believe...

I can't recall which radio station, most likely out of Kelowna... regardless, the station ran Bro Jake's fictional character series, "The Champ" twice daily. Many were lame, but the good ones could cause you to leak bodily fluids.

One of my favorites...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QcV3HDtx31E

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Yup remember the champ very well, blew coffee out my nose more than once.

 

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[Dr Crankenstein]

Yup remember the champ very well, blew coffee out my nose more than once.

I knew you'd know! [cl

I'll be damned if I can find the episode where Mrs. Champ "dropped a rose."

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[kenny c]

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[8literbeater]

Godzilla

I just finished crawling all over the new Ford Godzilla 7.3 V8 pushrod gas engine. It's been a rumor for quite a while. I can verify that it is real.

It looks like a GM pushrod engine. Go figure. I know someone through where I work that was working with Roush with it too. They were turning out 1,000 lb/ft of torque from it.

It's got some interesting features.

 

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[Sam_Fear]

That caught me off guard! LOL! [cl[cl

 

[smallfoot]

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[Old Iron]

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[dutch]

the first one looks a tad unsafe with the wood in there... I see no problems to be expected in second one...

 

[Sam_Fear]

Why is the clothes pin and hole puncher in there?

 

[kenny c]

Why is the clothes pin and hole puncher in there?

Clothes pin is to keep the third leg from touching the other two maybe?[S I would have used cheap vise grips instead of a hole punch. makes a better connection.[ddd

 

[Old Iron]

"A young man with his pants hanging half off his rear, two gold front teeth, and a half inch thick gold chain around his neck, walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check.

He marched up to the counter and said, "Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job. I don't like taking advantage of the system, getting something for nothing."

The social worker behind the counter said "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You'll have to drive around in his 2018 Mercedes-Benz GT, and he will supply all of your clothes."

"Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll also be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips. This is rather awkward to say, but you will also have, as part of your job, the assignment to satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is in her mid-20's and has a rather strong sex drive."

The guy, just plain wide-eyed, said, "You're bull-****tin' me!"
The social worker said, "Yeah, well . . . You started it . . . . “

 

[DozerII]

"A young man with his pants hanging half off his rear, two gold front teeth, and a half inch thick gold chain around his neck, walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check.

He marched up to the counter and said, "Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job. I don't like taking advantage of the system, getting something for nothing."

The social worker behind the counter said "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You'll have to drive around in his 2018 Mercedes-Benz GT, and he will supply all of your clothes."

"Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll also be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips. This is rather awkward to say, but you will also have, as part of your job, the assignment to satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is in her mid-20's and has a rather strong sex drive."

The guy, just plain wide-eyed, said, "You're bull-****tin' me!"
The social worker said, "Yeah, well . . . You started it . . . . “

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