Endless BS thread

[forbigpicture]

A man is sitting at home alone when he hears a knock at the front door.
He opens it to find two sheriff’s deputies there.
He asks if there is a problem.
One of the deputies asks if he is married.
The man replies, “Yes, I am.”
The deputy then asks if he could see a picture of the man’s wife.
The guy says, “Sure…” and gets a photo to show them.
The deputy says, “I’m sorry, sir. But it looks like your wife’s been hit by a truck.”
The guy replies, “I know, but she has a great personality and is an excellent cook."

 

[bob w]

Good one, fbp.

 

[Old Iron]

:d:d:d:d:d:d:d:d:d:d:d

 

[05snopro440]

A man is sitting at home alone when he hears a knock at the front door.
He opens it to find two sheriff’s deputies there.
He asks if there is a problem.
One of the deputies asks if he is married.
The man replies, “Yes, I am.”
The deputy then asks if he could see a picture of the man’s wife.
The guy says, “Sure…” and gets a photo to show them.
The deputy says, “I’m sorry, sir. But it looks like your wife’s been hit by a truck.”
The guy replies, “I know, but she has a great personality and is an excellent cook."

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Good one, FBP!

 

[dmw56]

I love it when a plan works out! [cl

 

[dutch]

I love it when a plan works out! [cl

if you`ve ever had one snap, the feeling of seeing it move is awesome

 

[forbigpicture]

 

[kenny c]

[cl[cl[cl[cl I guess I'm a Seenager too.

 

[dowoplover]

I fall into the SEENAGER catagory myself.

 

[maverickmk]

I love it when a plan works out! [cl

That is always so satisfying!

 

[Neto]

Seenagers....

Been there & done that, I THINK. Not sure, because when I got there, I forgot what I wanted there.

 

[forbigpicture]

 

[kenny c]

[cl[cl[cl[cl How True.

 

[Old Iron]

 

[23crate]

hey heres a thing we all need

yeah yeah yeah .. hahahahaha at that the truth..

 

[forbigpicture]

Curtis & Leroy bought a mule for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the mule the next day. The next morning the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry, fellows, I have some bad news, the mule died last night."
Curtis & Leroy replied,"Well, then just give us our money back." The farmer said,"Can't do that. I went and spent it already." They said, "OK then, just bring us the dead mule." The farmer asked, "What in the world ya'll gonna do with a dead mule?" Curtis said, "We gonna raffle him off."
The farmer said, "You can't raffle off a dead mule!" Leroy said, "We shore can! We don't hafta tell nobody he's dead!" A couple of weeks later, the farmer ran into Curtis & Leroy at the Piggly Wiggly grocery store and asked. "What'd you fellers ever do with that dead mule?"
They said,"We raffled him off like we said we wuz gonna do." Leroy said,"We sold 500 tickets fer two dollars apiece and made a profit of $898." The farmer said, "Didn't anyone complain?" Curtis said, "Well, the feller who won got upset. So we gave him his two dollars back."
Curtis and Leroy now work for the government. They're overseeing the Bailout & Stimulus Programs.

 

[Old Iron]

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[maverickmk]

That's hilarious! I'm using that on some of my coworkers