Endless BS thread
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earthman
Fascinated by rolling objects!
How men feel about the Super Bowl
A man had 50 yard line tickets for the Super Bowl. As he sits down, a man comes down and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him.
"No," he says, "The seat is empty."
"This is incredible," said the man. "Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Super Bowl, the biggest sporting event in the world, and not use it?"
He says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first Super bowl we haven't been to together since we got married in 1967."
"Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But couldn't you find someone else-a friend or relative, or even a neighbor to take the seat?"..
The man shakes his head......No, they're all at the funeral.
A man had 50 yard line tickets for the Super Bowl. As he sits down, a man comes down and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him.
"No," he says, "The seat is empty."
"This is incredible," said the man. "Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Super Bowl, the biggest sporting event in the world, and not use it?"
He says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first Super bowl we haven't been to together since we got married in 1967."
"Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But couldn't you find someone else-a friend or relative, or even a neighbor to take the seat?"..
The man shakes his head......No, they're all at the funeral.
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earthman
Fascinated by rolling objects!
About 1/2 way through, I thought 'what the heck is the camera vehicle to keep up with it'!? WAY COOL COMMERCIAL!
And E-man is right..... CRANK IT UP!!!! [cl[cl[cl
EDIT: I'd like to see that at the IMAX!
wayway63
Well-known member
4 days
come on guys i know we have more bs in us.
it snowed like crazy today got about six inches then all gone a few hours later. nothing but sloppy wet mess everywhere now
come on guys i know we have more bs in us.
it snowed like crazy today got about six inches then all gone a few hours later. nothing but sloppy wet mess everywhere now
bob w
Still crazy after all these years!
A SHORT STORY
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
The girl said, 'NO!'
And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing
and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and had tons of money
in the bank and left the toilet seat up whenever he wanted.
And built rat rods.
The End
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
The girl said, 'NO!'
And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing
and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and had tons of money
in the bank and left the toilet seat up whenever he wanted.
And built rat rods.
The End
chipper
Well-known member
goverment has snowday due to global warming
rockb1
Built For Speed!
YES!! thats great
I sent this to my gf
Jacob
A SHORT STORY
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
The girl said, 'NO!'
And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing
and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and had tons of money
in the bank and left the toilet seat up whenever he wanted.
And built rat rods.
The End
3:32pmJen
Aww, you could still do & have all those things if you ever asked me that
3:33pmJacob
lolz
CR55
It's just a little surface rust!
Pegasus, they all say that before you marry them!!
...CR
...CR My sides hurt!Only way your gonna keep doing all that is if she was already into it too! But hey, true love is a little get and a lotta give.
earthman
Fascinated by rolling objects!
The woman in my story said yes but she left 30 years ago Lately I've been thinking that i might bring my bike projects into the living room to make space on the patio for the speedster project.
Lately I've been thinking that i might bring my bike projects into the living room to make space on the patio for the speedster project. yeah its scary last month i told her if she didnt stop talking about babys i would breakup with her on the spotPegasus, they all say that before you marry them!!
CR55
It's just a little surface rust!
When you do get them to stop something, it's like the eye of a hurricane! You're in the middle and you know what's coming next!!!...CR..
earthman
Fascinated by rolling objects!
As a prelude to beginning an official Speedster build thread i am submitting this photographic piece appropriatly in the bs forum.
It's entitled "essence of speedster in a concrete pond"
It's entitled "essence of speedster in a concrete pond"
Bonehead
Skull Master
I like it alot! I think the price tag says it all.
hotrod preacher
"Official RRR Chaplain"
"essence of a speedster in a concrete pond" is a perfect representation of a piece of art from the early 21st century...it depicts the depth of one man's struggle to create that ellusive automotive masterpiece the "ratrod speedster"
there is no doubt in the mind of this author and critic that eventually achaeology will uncover the completed work(s) of this particular artist known the world over simply as "Earthman" .....
sorry-i couldn't resist E-man
HRP
there is no doubt in the mind of this author and critic that eventually achaeology will uncover the completed work(s) of this particular artist known the world over simply as "Earthman" .....
sorry-i couldn't resist E-man
HRP
earthman
Fascinated by rolling objects!
You shore talk purdy HP
