Endless BS thread

[dmw56]

My wife told me I'm a savant that hasn't found his ability yet. What does that mean?

I think it means you're mostly retarded with one specific talent!
Don't worry you'll find your special talent one of these days.

 

[Lightning]

Keep On Truckin'

Well thanks again for the sign Earthman, It's just great !!! just got it today and when I opened it , it was like a flashback, back to Janis Joplin,Big Brother and the Holding Co,CCR, Canned Heat and all of the stuff that took place back in the 60's and 70's, the Furry Freak Brothers and Mr. Natural comic books, the concerts that I went to, the groups that I saw just rockin' those years out. It's a good looking sign and it's going with my treasures. Thanks again, Lightning

 

[CR55]

You're not Lightin one up are you?..[S...CR

 

[Lightning]

You're not Lightin one up are you?..[S...CR

Nope ! [cl

 

[hotrod preacher]

My wife told me I'm a savant that hasn't found his ability yet. What does that mean?

my wifey thinks i'm a savant, too...........

......or was that "servant"[S[ddev

 

[Lightning]

my wifey thinks i'm a savant, too...........

......or was that "servant"[S[ddev

Wow - a savant servant - is that like Quasimoto ? [the bell ringer]

 

[earthman]

Right on Lightnin'! "CHEAP THRILLS" JJ, Big Brother and the Holding Co. The best of the best! I got to see JJ in KCK. Inside auditorium seating but the crowd never sat down.

 

[Lightning]

Right on Lightnin'! "CHEAP THRILLS" JJ, Big Brother and the Holding Co. The best of the best! I got to see JJ in KCK. Inside auditorium seating but the crowd never sat down.

Well, that's what that far out sign means -"KEEP ON TRUCKIN'" - KEEP ON CHOOGLIN' - What a time !!!!! Thanks Again.

 

[likes_2_tinker]

Wow - a savant servant - is that like Quasimoto ? [the bell ringer]

don't worry my wife thinks the same about me clean the house, do the dishes, and laundry, vacuuming foors. I am the house wife and supper and a cold beer better be waiting when she gets home at least for a few more days I am goin back to work soon [cl[cl

 

[chipper]

Why are my best visegrips the old rusty ones? [S I think they still hold the best

 

[CR55]

I think it means you're mostly retarded with one specific talent!
Don't worry you'll find your special talent one of these days.

I've been asked if I'm retarded so much at home, I'm beginning to think that maybe I am!....CR

 

[Sam_Fear]

Why are my best visegrips the old rusty ones? [S I think they still hold the best

Why is my foot always on the cord of the power tool I'm using?

 

[hillbilly4008]

I spent 6 hours today trying to install a hyraulic clutch pump on a GMC 4500 today. Lets just say it took 6 hours just to get the junk off the motor so i can access the block where i need to mount the brackets. This involved cutting and modifying both tranny and coolant lines.

By quitting time i was literally covered to my armpits in oil, ATF, and the stupid red anti-freeze they put in GMs. I cleaned up the best i could at the shop, then left to meet my wife at the drugstore.(still wearing my work clothes mind you)

I get there and she asks "did you take a shower yet?" I honestly think all the hair chemicals are seaping into her brain, shes gotta be the dumbest smart person i know. I should've said "Yeah, but i got ran over by a ratrod on my way into the store..."

 

[Thunder1]

I've been asked if I'm retarded so much at home, I'm beginning to think that maybe I am!....CR

I used to suffer from the same affliction! [S I finally figured it out - It's just a side effect of being married!

Thunder

 

[LilD]

I just replaced the supply line and filter for our fridge. Got everything hooked and tried running water through it and nothing came out. [SShut off all the water valves and reopened them and nothing.[S[S Called my buddy and he says maybe the valve at the connection for the supply line is bad. Just then my wife says "Would the kink in this hose have anything to do with it?". I am retarded!

 

[Sniper]

I never throw out my old jack knife when I buy a new one, cause I know I'll lose the new one within the first week!

 

[Ratcrazy]

If you lose them within a week, how do they ever become old?[S

 

[likes_2_tinker]

If you lose them within a week, how do they ever become old?[S

because you find them a year later. They were new now there old

 

[29desoto]

Parts, gotta have parts

Went to the parts shop today for brake shoes. All I know is ten bolt, GM rear end.

Much cursing and book hunting later, he sez its a 79 Camaro rear end.

Back for wheel cylinders - now its an 85 Camaro.

Back for a drum - now he don't have a clue.

Then I gotta start on the front end, it is "supposed" to be a Toyota truck. Anyone wanna bet?

(PS - I'm not going to stuff this turkey with new parts, but decided to make the brakes really good. Don't mind killing myself, but don't want to wipe out a soccer mom van with Buffy and the Chipper in the backseat!)[S

 

[likes_2_tinker]

WOW post # 500 that took longer than I thought it would