Endless BS thread

[hotrod preacher]

i liked that jfg......

here's my contribution to "BS" today


not meaning to rant, not to sound like a "whine,"
but is anybody else...
tired of being broke all the time?

.....no matter what i may say
no matter what i may do......
i realize i cant compete......
with a liar like you!

well it has been one of those days.....[P

i guess it would be a good time to go read the end of The Book.....i'm pretty sure i read that someday it all gets better[cl[cl

hmmmmm.....

 

[Lightning]

MY LIVING WILL





Last night, my kids and I were sitting in the living room and I said to them, 'I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug.'
They got up, unplugged the Computer, and threw out my wine.
They’re such ***** ...

 

[CR55]

LMAO!!!![cl...CR

 

[CR55]

The seat in my 94 chevy pickup has been a pain in the behind for a few years. I replaced the hinge twice and driving it everyday you tend to not notice things. I realize I'm leaning back in the seat like a homeboy! The seat was broken on the bottom of the frame and was gradually leaning back! Boy they sure don't make em like they used too!!..CR

 

[Davidhud29]

MY LIVING WILL





Last night, my kids and I were sitting in the living room and I said to them, 'I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug.'
They got up, unplugged the Computer, and threw out my wine.
They’re such ***** ...

HILARIOUS [cl[cl[cl[cl[cl

 

[earthman]

You beez too funny Lightnin'

 

[earthman]

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On their way to get married, a young couple were, sadly, involved in
a fatal accident. Eventually, they found themselves sitting outside
the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven.
While waiting, they begin to wonder: Could they possibly get married
in Heaven?

When St. Peter showed up, they asked him. St. Peter said, 'I don't
know. This is the first time anyone has asked. Let me go find out,'
and he leaves.

The couple sat and waited, and waited. Two months passed and the
couple are still waiting. As they waited, they discussed the possible
impending marriage and the eternal aspect of residence in Heaven.
'What if it doesn't work?' they wondered, 'Are we stuck together
forever?'

After yet another month, St. Peter finally returns, looking somewhat
bedraggled. 'Yes,' he informs the couple, 'you can get married in Heaven.'

'Great!' said the couple, 'But we were just wondering, what if things
don't work out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?'
St. Peter, red-faced with anger, slammed his clipboard onto the
ground. 'OH, COME ON!' he shouted, 'It took me three months to find a
priest up here! Do you have any idea how long it'll take me to find
a Lawyer?'

 

[hotrod preacher]

that's a good one E-man....(what, you think i can't appreciate a little religious humor?)



3 brothers and their wives are driving down the road when the van crashes killing all three couples. standing in front of St. Peter the first man asks if he can go in....to which Peter replies, "you loved sweets so much you married a girl named Candy, so i'm sorry you aren't allowed into heaven".....
the second guy walks up and Peter says "well you loved money so much that it was all you thought about-you jumped at the chance to marry this woman simply b/c her name was Penny, so i'm sorry sir, but you can't be allowed in heaven either"........
the third guy looks at his wife and says, "well i've got a bad feeling i won't be allowed in either, Fanny"


there is a real and sure way to know you're allowed into heaven......pm me for details

 

[Davidhud29]

This is too funny

 

[hotrod preacher]

warm and sunny here in north Ar today....been hearing the thunder of motorcycles all morning thundering down the hiway......
makes me wish i had time to go for a "chigger run" today--but not gonna happen too much other stuff on my to-do list.....maybe next week end...

 

[jfg455]

started with 40 for the test

dropped 6 to the written

dropped 5 more in the physical

I personally beat all the marks for the 18-29 yr olds by a bunch and I am 3 weeks from 39

so now I am onto the next step, the interview with the chief

 

[hotrod preacher]

started with 40 for the test

dropped 6 to the written

dropped 5 more in the physical

I personally beat all the marks for the 18-29 yr olds by a bunch and I am 3 weeks from 39

so now I am onto the next step, the interview with the chief

congrats!--i think?

 

[moronthethrottle]

started with 40 for the test

dropped 6 to the written

dropped 5 more in the physical

I personally beat all the marks for the 18-29 yr olds by a bunch and I am 3 weeks from 39

so now I am onto the next step, the interview with the chief

Testing for a deputy job, I presume? I understand those tests are pretty challenging. Sounds like you did quite well, congrats. Good luck with the chief.

 

[Bonehead]

Been there and done that, on both sides of the desk. Good luck, sounds like you have the desire, and that is a big part of it.

 

[jfg455]

it will be my 3rd board so they are getting easier as I go. The first one was rough! But we are down to 30 people for 3 positions. We will see. Thanks for the kind words. The psych tests were killer. 1200 questions, all the same just asked different ways, makes you see spots after awhile!

 

[earthman]

Good luck to you JFG.

 

[29desoto]

Stoopid things we live with

And not the other half! After about six months of getting really pi$$d off at my computer, I spent $9.00 on a new mouse today. Now it works like it used to.

Ain't it amazing how things get old and sneak up on ya? Recently threw away an old frying pan and paid $6.00 for a newfangled teflon job. What used to be a total mess is now the simplest thing in the world.

Why do we put up with old junk that doesn't work right?

Now, wait....hold it...........stop! That didn't come out right!!!

Best I go back out and work on putting the water pump in the DD.

 

[CR55]

I taught my 9 year old the manly art of poker yesterday. Much to his mother's dismay!!! He has beaten me consistently over the last 2 days. I'm thinking of putting a fake mustache on him and taking him to the Atlantic City Casinos!!!!......CR

 

[wayway63]

wheres the bs?

two days no bs, dang now i have to start thinking for myself now

 

[jfg455]

friday!

long weekend

bought a new to me 02 roadking

beautiful weather for 3 days!

just worked on an H1 hummer

now working on a 32 buick sedan with a straight 8

I work at a GM dealership!

Lovin life rocks!