family history discoveries

[billy]

my baby bought me a subscription to one of those geneaolgy things.
i just got done looking at my great grandpas ww1 draft card.
this is actually pretty cool.
the more info you can provide the better.
but if you have the basics the info starts coming fast and furious.
BUT

after some research.
it turns out i am decended from an unholy union between Hervé Villechaize (tattoo from fantasy island fame)
and patty (the bad seed) mccormack

 

[echnidna]

Are you certain you are not mistaken.

For a start you don't have pigtails and
you are not very short
(or do you wear high heels)



but you are right in that ancestors can be interesting, [P
and it keeps herindoors occupied while we play in our sheds

 

[earthman]

I think you are puttin' us on here Billy

 

[billy]

I think you are puttin' us on here Billy

nope
my name here is billy
but my real name is hossenphepher tapioca algonquin Villechaize

 

[Sniper]

Oh yea, I remember you now. Your the kid down the road that had the black haired brother Ronnie, who's now your redheaded sister Ruthie that has the Little Kitty tattoo since she was still Ronnie the he. She's kind of different....but both Sarge and Crank say she sure can kiss.

 

[Dr Crankenstein]

She's kind of different....but both Sarge and Crank say she sure can kiss.

I trust Sarge, so I took his word for it.

I knew something was up when Ruthie said, "Let's play... Doctor."
.

 

[Sniper]

I trust Sarge, so I took his word for it.

I knew something was up when Ruthie said, "Let's play... Doctor."
.

Hah ha-ha!!

Guess Sarge is still speechless.

 

[billy]

Oh yea, I remember you now. Your the kid down the road that had the black haired brother Ronnie, who's now your redheaded sister Ruthie that has the Little Kitty tattoo since she was still Ronnie the he. She's kind of different....but both Sarge and Crank say she sure can kiss.

wow
you have a really good memory!
yep sarge went on and on about ronelda's smootching ability

 

[Sniper]

wow
yep sarge went on and on about ronelda's smootching ability

RONELDA!! You mean there's twins? Ruthie and Ronelda....who would have known.

 

[billy]

RONELDA!! You mean there's twins? Ruthie and Ronelda....who would have known.

keep this under yer hat but.
i have reason to believe ronald,ruthie and ronelda are the same person
i hear it's that pesky multiple personality thing again.

 

[I-R-POPS]

You're scaring me man!
However you might need all them personalities if you're going to Bernalillo
tomorrow.

 

[kenny c]

you know you may be joking. but you're describing some of my family. and they wonder why i hang out in the garage.