Gas Expensive??

[GulfCoastGasser]

You Think A Gallon Of Gas (or nitro) Is Expensive? This might make one think, and put things in perspective.

Diet Snapple 16 oz $1.29 ........$10.32 per gallon
Lipton Ice Tea 16 oz $1.19 ......$ 9.52 per gallon
Gatorade 20 oz $1.59 .............$10.17 per gallon
Ocean Spray 16 oz $1.25 .......$10.00 per gallon
Brake Fluid 12 oz $3.15 ..........$33.60 per gallon
Vick's Nyquil 6 oz $8.35 .........$178.13 per gallon
Pepto Bismol 4 oz $3.85 ........$123.20 per gallon
Whiteout 7 oz $1.39 ...............$25.42 per gallon
Scope 1.5 oz $0.99 ................$84.48 per gallon

and this is the REAL KICKER......
Evian water 9 oz for $1.49 ......$21.19 per gallon.

$21.19 FOR WATER! ....and the buyers don't even know the source. So, the next time you're at the pump, be glad your car doesn't run on water, Scope, or Whiteout, or God forbid, PEPTO BISMOL or NYQUIL! Just a little humor to help ease the pain of your next trip to the pump.

 

[Old Gold]

Mine may as well run on Pepto Bismol because everytime I fill up my stomach hurts so bad that I have to take a shot of it.

 

[bob w]

I'm still working on my "Cowmobile" which was mentioned on another thread. I'll shovel hay in the front end of the cow and the car will run on the methane from the other end. Hay has to be cheaper than gas.

I paid $7.00 a galon in Ireland in the 1970's. Been waiting since then to see gas prices catch up here. Looks like we are going to keep closing the gap.

 

[Rat33pickmup]

you know thats not a good comparison, it doesnt take 24 gallons to fill your stomache up, and you would be in a coma/dead if you drank 20 gallons of Nyquil. Plus if your car ran on water you wouldnt be gettin it from a station you would be pullin up to your own house. Thats all crazy talk. hehehehe

Jim

 

[gassersgarage]

The was an article on the radio, when gas went above $3 a gal. Saudia Arabia, gas was .18 a gal. The article went on to say it was because it was a gas producing nation. Now I hear we are the largest gas producing nation......doesn't make sense.

 

[cycledog]

Subject: Think about it



The OPEC minister will look you in the eyes and state:

" We are at war with you infidels. Have been since

the embargo in the 1970s. You are so arrogant you

haven't even recognized it. You have more missiles,

bombs, and technology; so we are fighting with the

best weapon we have and extracting on a net basis

about $700 billion/year out of your economy. We will

destroy you! Death to the infidels!

While I am here I would like to thank you for the

following: Not developing your 250-300 year supply of oil

shale and tarsands. We know if you did this, it

would create millions of jobs for US citizens,

expand your engineering capabilities, and keep the

wealth in the US instead of sending it to us to

;finance our war against you infidels.



Thanks for limiting Defense Dept. purchases of

oilsands from your neighbors to the north. We love

it when you confuse your allies.



Thanks for over regulating every segment of your

economy and thus delaying, by decades, the

development of alternate fuel technologies.



Thanks for limiting drilling off your coasts, in

Alaska , and anywhere there is a bug, bird, fish, or

plant that might be inconvenienced. Better that your

people suffer! Glad to see our lobbying efforts have

been so effective.



Corn based Ethanol. Praise Allah for this sham

program! Perhaps you will destroy yourself from the

inside with theses types of policies. This is a gift

from Allah, praise his name! We never would have

thought of th is one! This is better than when you

pay your farmers NOT TO GROW FOOD. Have them use

more energy to create less energy, and

simultaneously drive food prices through the roof.

Thank you US Congress!!!!



And finally, we appreciate you letting us fleece

you without end. You will be glad to know we have

been accumulating shares in your banks, real estate,

and publicly held companies. We also finance a good

portion of your debt and now manipulate your

markets, currency, and economies to our benefit.



THANK YOU AMERICA !"

 

[GulfCoastGasser]

You Just Have to Smile!

Just an other reason to make your ride "look fast" while parked!

You can jump in your ride, roll down the windows and think "cruising thoughts".

Even if we could all convert our V8s to run off water who would be the first to hack up their baby- just to save on fuel!

 

[roddguy]

I found a web sight that I think is very interesting. www.gasfreedom.info. This guy has some technology that I've known about from other sources and it looks like he has a system that isn't crazy complicated. It may be something we could all benefit from.

 

[roddguy]

I've read about Stan Meyer before. He is an inventor specializing in hydrogen generators. I just found out he has been murdered. How convenient!
Here is part 1 of a documentary about him. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8stAp...eature=related

 

[22dodge]

Beer...

A buddy just sent me this.... '22

 

[bob w]

cycledog, Did you write that or did you find it somewhere on the Web? If you composed it, you're a heck of a good writer. If you found it somewhere, I'd sure like to know the location so I can forward it to some people.
Bob

 

[cycledog]

It was emailed to me. You should be able to copy and paste, if not, pm me your email and I will forward.