I think it would be pretty nifty under the treads of a large bulldozier!! It would be the humane thing to do! I'm not sure whats worse - to ruin a perfectly good bug or butchering a 57 Chevy for it's rear fins (if they are real???) A pointless desecration of two iconic automobiles if you ask me!!
Reminds me of one of those "art cars" that are a part of an annual parade down here. Some are a real shame - really cool old cars chopped up to make something stupid. "Hey, lets take that old Hudson and weld a bunch of old bumpers onto it! That makes it art right?"