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ok boys and ghouls
todays treat-o-wierdness is an unknown gem called HELLS GROUND (2007)
the first thing i should mention is that this is the first pakistani horror film.
heres the franks n beans
After lying to their parents and running off to see a rock concert, five teenagers leave their suburb neighborhood of Islamabad and travel into the wild only to have their van break down and they get set upon by not only flesh eating zombies, but a ghoulish hitchhiker, and a blood-soaked, burqa-wearing killer.
ok now then
i dunno if you guys are familiar with indian movies
but bollywood is an alternate universe.
some of the teenagers speak english with a fake swedish accent.
as usual with films that are from a violently different culture according to us western viewers.
some of the everyday stuff the actors do seems nonsensical.
apparently is is an everyday occurance to be accosted by ladyboys at redlights while going to the store for instance.
no nudity
plenty of a spiked ball and chain whacking heads action.
creepy mutants
spooky sorcery/curses/haunted woods type stuff
if you have ever wondered what a brahmin holy man zombie looks like
look no further.
the women have stunning eyes (does every woman in this country have beautiful eyes?)
the music is enough to mutate ANYBODY.
the special effects are exactly what we would expect from pakistan (gruesome and cheesy)
yer ole pal unclebill sez check it out.
remember kids
i watch em sober. so you dont have to...[P
ok boys and ghouls
todays treat-o-wierdness is an unknown gem called HELLS GROUND (2007)
the first thing i should mention is that this is the first pakistani horror film.
heres the franks n beans
After lying to their parents and running off to see a rock concert, five teenagers leave their suburb neighborhood of Islamabad and travel into the wild only to have their van break down and they get set upon by not only flesh eating zombies, but a ghoulish hitchhiker, and a blood-soaked, burqa-wearing killer.
ok now then
i dunno if you guys are familiar with indian movies
but bollywood is an alternate universe.
some of the teenagers speak english with a fake swedish accent.
as usual with films that are from a violently different culture according to us western viewers.
some of the everyday stuff the actors do seems nonsensical.
apparently is is an everyday occurance to be accosted by ladyboys at redlights while going to the store for instance.
no nudity
plenty of a spiked ball and chain whacking heads action.
creepy mutants
spooky sorcery/curses/haunted woods type stuff
if you have ever wondered what a brahmin holy man zombie looks like
look no further.
the women have stunning eyes (does every woman in this country have beautiful eyes?)
the music is enough to mutate ANYBODY.
the special effects are exactly what we would expect from pakistan (gruesome and cheesy)
yer ole pal unclebill sez check it out.
remember kids
i watch em sober. so you dont have to...[P
