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donsrods

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DAVID LETTERMAN MAY BE IN TROUBLE WITH NASCAR!

Now, THIS is funny.

David Letterman may not get any flack from NASCAR, but I'll
bet he does get some 'flack' from the NAACP, and others such
as Al Sharpton and the Rev. Jackson will absolutely go nuts

David Letterman's Top 10 reasons why there are no black
NASCAR drivers:

# 10 - Have to sit upright while driving.

# 9 - Pistol won't stay under front seat.

# 8 - Engine noise drowns out the rap music.

# 7 - Pit crew can't work on car while holding up pants at
the same time.

# 6 - They keep trying to carjack Dale Earnhardt Jr.

# 5 - Police cars on track interfere with race.

# 4 - No passenger seat for the Ho.

# 3 - No Cadillacs approved for competition.

# 2 - When they crash their cars, they bail out & run.













AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY BLACKS CAN'T BE IN NASCAR...

# 1 - They can't wear their helmets sideways.



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I still have tears in my eyes from laughing. :D Hope no one thinks it is racist, it isn't IMO, after all, blacks make fun of themselves (Chris Rock for example) we whites make fun of ourselves, and there is a lot of cross humor between the different races. We have to laugh at ourselves sometimes, and I think a lot of that has been lost.


Don
 
rednecks

one l heard the other day-----


why can't rednecks race oval track?

they keep stopping to ask directions and refill there beer:D

Later :cool:
 

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