i got a laugh.

[cantwell.colton]

A DEA officer stopped at a ranch in Texas , and talked with an old rancher.
He told the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs."
The rancher said, "Okay , but don't go in that field over there.....", as he pointed out the location

The DEA officer verbally exploded saying, " Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me !"
Reaching into his rear pants pocket, he removed his badge and proudly displayed it to the rancher.
"See this badge?! This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish.... On any land !!
No questions asked or answers given!! Have I made myself clear......do you understand ?!!"

The rancher nodded politely, apologized, and went about his chores.

A short time later, the old rancher heard loud screams, looked up, and saw the DEA officer running for his life, being chased by the rancher's big Santa Gertrudis bull.....

With every step the bull was gaining ground on the officer, and it seemed likely that he'd sure enough get gored before he reached safety The officer was clearly terrified.
The rancher threw down his tools, ran to the fence and yelled at the top of his lungs.....


"Your badge, show him your BADGE........ ! !

 

[sgtpontiac]

I've heard it before but it's a good one.....LOL

A DEA officer stopped at a ranch in Texas , and talked with an old rancher.
He told the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs."
The rancher said, "Okay , but don't go in that field over there.....", as he pointed out the location

The DEA officer verbally exploded saying, " Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me !"
Reaching into his rear pants pocket, he removed his badge and proudly displayed it to the rancher.
"See this badge?! This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish.... On any land !!
No questions asked or answers given!! Have I made myself clear......do you understand ?!!"

The rancher nodded politely, apologized, and went about his chores.

A short time later, the old rancher heard loud screams, looked up, and saw the DEA officer running for his life, being chased by the rancher's big Santa Gertrudis bull.....

With every step the bull was gaining ground on the officer, and it seemed likely that he'd sure enough get gored before he reached safety The officer was clearly terrified.
The rancher threw down his tools, ran to the fence and yelled at the top of his lungs.....


"Your badge, show him your BADGE........ ! !

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[cantwell.colton]

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i was curious to see what your response would be

 

[sgtpontiac]

Are you kidding..... Cop jokes are funny!!!

Like this one!!

 

[42chevy]

That is a good one!

 

[dmw56]

ROTFLMAO! [cl [cl [cl

 

[Snake Farm]

Are you kidding.....Cop jokes are funny!!!

Here's one of my favorite Cop jokes.....

Three buddies are barreling down the road one day doing about 20 over and get stopped by a cop. The officer gets out of his car, adjusts his uniform, checks his holster and grabs his night stick and strolls up to the car and smacks the driver up the side of the head !

What did you do that for the driver asks? The officer said, "Boy when I get to your door you should have your drivers license out and ready, understand?" Yes sir replied the driver.

The cop then strolls around to the passengers side and whacks the guy in the passengers seat! Why are you hitting me the guy yells, I'm just along for the ride? Son, you should have had the registration and insurance papers out of the glove box and ready says the officer. Yes sir the young man replies.

Thinking he had already taught them a lesson the officer just writes them a warning and tells them to take it easy from here on out, but as he's walking back to his cruiser he suddenly turns and runs back to the car and smacks the guy in the back seat with the night stick Geesh the kid says, I can see why you whacked those guys up front but what can I do? I'm just back here minding my own business?

Well the cop replied, that's so you don't get a mile down the road and say " Boy I'da like to seen him try that s**t on me! [ddd