I just figured it out

[Willowbilly3]

It just dawned on me why Mayberry was so peaceful and quiet....nobody was married. Here are the single people that come to mind. Andy, Aunt Bea, Barney, Floyd, Howard, Goober, Gomer, Sam, Ernest T Bass, the Darlins, Helen, Thelma Lou, Clara...

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I ​n fact, the only one married was Otis and he stayed drunk.

 

[Country Misfit]

Ha ha thats pretty good. Im single and happy.

 

[Yankee Transplant]

Thats how otis stayed happy [cl[cl

 

[smallfoot]

Ah yep!!! I personally have a doctorate in failed marriages so I just do what the doctors do....practice!

 

[Old Iron]

Dagnabit
I never thought of that
I've been married for 44 years and my wife has worked very hard to keep us together [ddd