Country Misfit
I tell you... I get no respect!
I got a professional type amp-1500 watt-750 per channel -with a sound board ,playing thru Bose 901's . I let her rip sometimes.
I do the same Billy...Mine is an eclectic mix of stuff...I'll be jammin away in the shop to Pantera, Ministry, Ozzy, Iron Maiden then it will switch to a Piano Concerto, Celtic folk music then on to classic blues etc...Makes for weird looks from people in my shop![cl
Sometimes I'm up half the night on You Tube delving into obscure corners of music. Currently into epic metal Gregorian chant covers of rock music, pagan folk and some doom metal. I usually finish the evening off with Pink Floyd.
I got kicked out of nashville
This record producer calls me up and tells me he wants to make me a star
I said "but I can't sing"
he says that's alright we have people who can sing.
I said "But I ain't much to look at"
He said that's okay we have a lot of pretty faces down here.
I said "But I can't write a lick of music"
he said we have that covered too.
So i though about it for a sec and wondered "Well what do you need me for"
And he said well y'all ain't in rehab and we need someone who can cash a check
So I headed on down to Nashville cuz thinking well at least if i cut a few albums i can get a job waiting tables in a good resturaunt
There I am fresh off the bus walking down the street heading for the producing studio when a cop arrests me.
I get hauled before the judge and he asks what the hell i think I'm doing
i said Well your honor
And he says shut up boy I'll do the talking here.
-What's that on your head?
Well your honor I spared no expense It's a 15 gallon hat
-What's that on yer back
only the finest rainbow striped resistol western bowling shirt
-What's that on yer legs
There here are my mothers purple corduroy bell bottoms the ones we bought her the day she got out of prison
-And what the hell is on yer feet?
Again yer honor I spared no expense. there here are the finest catfish skin boots and i commissioned the garden weasel company to make these spurs you ain't seen nothing like these double wide muli-tracks have you
He charged me with operating country and western gear without a permit and kicked me right out of town.
I do the same Billy...Mine is an eclectic mix of stuff...I'll be jammin away in the shop to Pantera, Ministry, Ozzy, Iron Maiden then it will switch to a Piano Concerto, Celtic folk music then on to classic blues etc...Makes for weird looks from people in my shop![cl
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