in a sad state

[billy]

when my wife left.
i was sad,lonely and confused
so i got a dog
bought a harley
and blew two grand on hookers and partying
boy is she ever gonna freak out when she gets home from work!

 

[billy]

ME- (looks in cupboard) oh great! we are out of cereal. what th hell are we gonna do now?
GRANDSON- dont look at me YOU'RE the grownup!

 

[kenny c]

Grown up? That's debatable.

 

[IronRat]

Grown up? That's debatable.

:

 

[05snopro440]

Grown up? That's debatable.

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[billy]

Grown up? That's debatable.

Why, I oughta..
HEY a nickel!!!!

 

[billy]

like mah dear ole grampappy tol me
son, find yersef the least crazy gal you can
that can stand the sight of ya nekkid
AND MARRY HER!