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Today, 01:33 PM #1
TOAD
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Join Date: Jun 2003
Posts: 1,626 What A Bl**dy cheek.........
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At about 3am this morning theres a knock at the front door which wakes the wife which inturn makes her wake me up to go and see whos at the door,
so i go downstairs open the door and theres a guy there and he says "sorry to trouble you but could you give me a push"........WHAT! are you takin the *wee* **** off....and i shut the door and go back to bed, the wife says "who was it" and i tell her that some guy wants a push what a *blinking* cheek.........but she says to me remember when we boke down in cornwall at 4.30am and the locals got our car working again and how greatful we was......ok ok ok point taken.
so i get dressed to go and give this guy a push but when i get down stairs and open the door hes gone .........so i shout out "hello are you still here as you wanted a push" to which theres a voice from round the corner "yes mate i`m still here" and i shout "where" and he shouts out .................................
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"OVER HERE ON THE SWINGS"
...............lol........TOAD
Today, 01:33 PM #1
TOAD
NSRA member
Join Date: Jun 2003
Posts: 1,626 What A Bl**dy cheek.........
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At about 3am this morning theres a knock at the front door which wakes the wife which inturn makes her wake me up to go and see whos at the door,
so i go downstairs open the door and theres a guy there and he says "sorry to trouble you but could you give me a push"........WHAT! are you takin the *wee* **** off....and i shut the door and go back to bed, the wife says "who was it" and i tell her that some guy wants a push what a *blinking* cheek.........but she says to me remember when we boke down in cornwall at 4.30am and the locals got our car working again and how greatful we was......ok ok ok point taken.
so i get dressed to go and give this guy a push but when i get down stairs and open the door hes gone .........so i shout out "hello are you still here as you wanted a push" to which theres a voice from round the corner "yes mate i`m still here" and i shout "where" and he shouts out .................................
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"OVER HERE ON THE SWINGS"
...............lol........TOAD
